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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 2483 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4120 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.
imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.
join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.
