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SuomiSquad Minecraft SMP: The Finns’ Folly

#Finns, Behavior, Communication, culture, customs, Explaining, finland, FINNISH, Folly, heritage, History, Identity, Language, long tail, Minecraft, national pride, Nordic, people, Scandinavia, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, SuomiSquad, Traditions

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8672	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Buildings Constructed:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Divine Spears Created:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because on this server, we have a group of Finnish players who are up to some shenanigans that will leave you scratching your head!

Join us if you want to witness Finnish players building giant saunas in the middle of the ocean, riding polar bears into battle, and creating pixel art of famous Finnish landmarks like the Moomin Valley.

But that’s not all! Our Finnish players have a secret underground bunker where they hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, and if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see what the Finnish players have been up to. Just be prepared to answer some tough questions about why they do the things they do!

BrotherlyGrudge Minecraft Server

abandonment, Apology, brother, BrotherlyGrudge, class disruption, college, derailed life, family, guidance counselor, high school, homelessness, kicked out, mad, Minecraft, misunderstanding, music equipment, parents, personal property, Resentment, Server, smoking weed, unresolved conflict, Upset

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	6573	Villages Defended:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and facing homelessness? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been kicked out by their parents for ridiculous reasons like smoking weed or wanting to retrieve their own belongings.

Join us and let go of the past, just like how you can let go of all your worries while playing on our server. Build your dream home, explore new worlds, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being misunderstood by family members.

Don’t let your little brother’s grudge hold you back from enjoying life to the fullest. Come join us and create a new story for yourself, one where you are the hero of your own journey. Who needs a house key when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

DoggyDineDenial

aita, Asshole, bar, Call, Ditched, dog, DoggyDineDenial, Friends, idiot, indoors, LAUGHING, night, Plans, REJECTED, RESERVATION, Restaurant, small dogs, Upscale, upscale steakhouse, wasted time, Weirdo

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being denied entry to fancy restaurants because you brought your pet dinosaur with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where all creatures are welcome, no matter how big or small!

Imagine a world where you can dine at a virtual steakhouse with your pet dragon by your side, no questions asked. No more awkward phone calls with friends explaining why your T-Rex couldn’t come in for dinner.

Don’t be like the guy who got ditched by his friend for bringing his dogs to a restaurant, be a part of our server where everyone is free to bring their wildest companions along for the adventure. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting players and their crazy pets? Join now and unleash the madness!

RIP ChattingCraft SMP

ChattingCraft, Closure, Communication, coping, death, emotional, family, Farewell, final words, Goodbye, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, last moments, Loss, love, Memories, regret, relationships, Remembrance, RIP, smp, Support

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2265	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Crops Grown:	7867	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the mobs can’t stop laughing! Join us for epic build battles, crazy pranks, and unforgettable moments. Who needs therapy when you have our server to lift your spirits? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the ghosts of players past can’t resist coming back for one more laugh! Join now and prepare to die… of laughter!

CraftyCaffeineBoost

alertness, balance, Breakfast, caffeine boost, coffee, CraftyCaffeineBoost, energy drinks, Exercise, Focus, healthy alternatives, hydration, Lifestyle, long-lasting energy, Matcha, morning routine, natural energy, nutrition, productivity, Sleep, tea, wellness

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	63	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Looking for a wild ride in the virtual world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more energy than a creeper on a sugar rush, so say goodbye to boring energy drinks and hello to non-stop fun and excitement.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Need a caffeine boost to keep up with the chaos? No problem! Our server is powered by a secret potion that will have you bouncing off the walls in no time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

UkrainianLandGrab Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, UkrainianLandGrab

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Alien Abductions:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the ukrainian forces are dominating like never before! we have captured more land than russia has in ukraine in just one week! it’s like a virtual war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of tanks and soldiers. join us for the ultimate battle for supremacy and see if you can conquer as much land as the ukrainians! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to fight for victory!

HostageCraft: Hamas Edition

breaking news, Conflict, Edition, extremist group, Hamas, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage negotiation, hostage release, hostage rescue, hostage situation, HostageCraft, international news, kills, MIDDLE EAST, News, spokesman, terror group, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, Wounds

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	93
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mines Excavated:	1721
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Villages Defended:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af! We got creepers blowin’ up left n right, zombies chasin’ ya everywhere, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like they’re in the Olympics! But wait, there’s more – our admin team is like the Avengers, always savin’ the day and makin’ sure everyone has a blast!

And get this, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – diamonds, emeralds, you name it! But be careful, there’s a rumor goin’ around that a creeper army is guardin’ it, so you better bring your A-game!

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server breathin’ fire on anyone who tries to mess with us? Yeah, we’re basically the badasses of Minecraft.

So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turnin’ back. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome!

BurpCraftFartLand

Behavior, bodily functions, BurpCraftFartLand, burps, code-switching, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural norms, Diversity, Etiquette, farts, funny habits, humor, Language, linguistic diversity, Manners, social behavior, social customs, Social Interaction, social norms, taboo

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT A BUNCH OF FOLKS WHO CODE-SWITCH THEIR BURPS AND FARTS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. IMAGINE WALKING AROUND AND HEARING SOMEONE BURP IN JAVA AND FART IN PYTHON. IT’S A WILD RIDE, FOLKS. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WHO CAN DO THE MACARENA. WHY WOULD YOU WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT? COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT FUN AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER BURPING FARTING CODER.

RatPoisonRave

Anticoagulant rodenticide, Attention, Biodiversity, carnivore declines, conservation, contamination, ecological balance, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, food chains, Global, human health, Poisoning, PREDATORS, rat poison, RatPoisonRave, research, study, toxic chemicals, wildlife

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got rats on steroids runnin around like they own the place. these rats be eatin some next level rat poison, makin em super strong and ready to take on any player who dares to enter their territory. but don’t worry, we got some epic predators on the server too, all hyped up on that rat poison and ready to take down those beefed up rodents. it’s a battle royale like you’ve never seen before, with carnivores and rats dukin it out for supremacy. so come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to survive in this wild world of ARs and predators!

Vanilla Teams

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, PvP Crystal PvP Team Points Leaderboard KOTH Optimized Crystals Economy Shop Auto Maxed Villagers Java Edition Server Events Friends Top Minecraft Survival PvPvE Crystals Villagers Events Leaderboard, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Ores Mined:	1302
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Vanilla Teams is a 1.20+ Java Edition Minecraft Server. The server primarily focuses on Team Based Crystal PvP while incorporating small PvE elements. Fight with your friends to win events like KOTH to win Team Points and get to the Top of the Leaderboard! We feature; – Optimized Crystals – Economy Shop – Auto Maxed Villagers We look forward to seeing you on! – vanillateams.net

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