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Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about the chaos of the internet? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow-colored sheep. Our community is so friendly that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our friend!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, just trying to fit in.

So say goodbye to the chaos of the internet and hello to the insanity of our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty AF: Where ‘Wtf I wasn’t lying’ is the norm!

Arabs, Bigotry, chuds, controversial statements, Crafty, culture, Deception, disbelief, discrimination, false accusations, ignorance, lying.., MIDDLE EAST, misconceptions, norm, prejudice, racism, reality check, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Truth, WASNT, WTF

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3331	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Void Armor Forged:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the craziest adventures in blocky land!

Join us if you want to witness Arabs riding on llamas while battling creeper armies with diamond swords! Yes, you heard it right, chuds are real and they are taking over the server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own floating castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and ride on a giant chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server ever created!

Gawr Gura’s Shark Tank – Dive into the ‘/ggg/’ Minecraft Server!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
New Chunks Explored:	964310	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a tale of adventure and chaos that awaits you on this server.

Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of pink llamas come charging at you with diamond swords in their hooves! But fear not, for you have the power of Gawrgura on your side. Who is Gawrgura, you ask? Only the most legendary Minecraft player to ever roam these pixelated lands.

Join this server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Gawrgura herself as you battle against creeper armies and zombie dance parties. Oh, did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where the endermen are the best dancers?

But that’s not all! You can also explore the mystical realm of TikTok where the trees sing and the rivers flow with XP potions. And don’t forget to check out the Merch shop where you can deck out your character in the most stylish armor and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LOLcraft: The Server Where Everything is WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6354	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER will blow your mind!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and diamonds rain from the sky. THIS SERVER is like stepping into a parallel universe where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! THIS SERVER is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players travel from far and wide just to catch a glimpse.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that THIS SERVER is guarded by a team of Disco-Dancing Skeletons who will protect you from any danger that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKnights – Minecraft Server for Arknights Fans

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will blow your mind!

Once upon a time, a player on our server found a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of creeper minions. But instead of running away, they tamed the creepers and rode them into battle against the evil ender dragon!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have sniper towers that shoot caster spells at any intruders who dare to enter our realm? It’s like a magical war zone, but with more explosions and less casualties (hopefully)!

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

Safe Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the worries of nuclear war and build your way to safety!

Join us for a chance to craft your own bunker and protect yourself from any potential attacks. Our server is located in a secret underground base that is equipped with state-of-the-art anti-nuclear technology.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of survival in a post-apocalyptic world. They will guide you through the dangers of the wasteland and help you thrive in this new reality.

So come join us on this epic adventure and explore a world where the only thing more dangerous than the creepers is the threat of nuclear annihilation. Remember, on our server, the only thing that can destroy you is your own lack of creativity!

Blocky Babes and Bros: Where You Can Crush on Pixels!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Void Gems Collected:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	764	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mines Excavated:	1594	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can meet girls you like but know nothing about! Join us for a chance to find your Minecraft soulmate, who may or may not be a pro builder or a PvP master.

Our server is filled with beautiful landscapes and adorable animals that will make you fall in love at first sight. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear that will make you the envy of all your friends.

But beware, there are rumors of a mysterious unicorn roaming the server, granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player who gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride into battle?

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with romance, treasure, and magical creatures. Who knows, you might just find the girl of your dreams in the world of Minecraft!

No Logphobic Trolls Allowed – Crafty Kingdom Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	209
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you need for a wild and crazy time!

Join us on our server where we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! Yes, you heard that right, DANCING CREEPERS! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any logphobic trolls that try to ruin your fun.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of unicorns as you explore our vast and magical world. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Logphobic trolls need not apply.

Turkish Delight Mine

Admiration, appreciation, beauty, beauty must not perish, beauty standards, culture, DELIGHT, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, heritage, History, Identity, preservation, pride, representation, resilience, strength, tradition, turkish, turkish women

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where the beauty of Turkish women is celebrated like never before! Join us as we embark on epic quests to protect the honor and grace of these majestic beings.

Our server is filled with magical landscapes inspired by the rolling hills of Turkey, where you can build your own palace fit for a sultan. But beware, for there are mischievous trolls lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your diamonds and disrupt your peaceful existence.

But fear not, for our community is filled with brave warriors who will stand by your side and defend you from any threat. Together, we will conquer the land and ensure that the beauty of Turkish women never perishes from this earth.

So come join us on this epic adventure and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you may even find your own Turkish princess to rule by your side!

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks and Wives Unite!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	1230
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join me and my cute shark wife on all sorts of crazy adventures!

Our server is so amazing that even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll miss out on all the fun. Plus, our diamond pickaxes are so sharp that they can cut through anything, even the toughest obsidian blocks.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of giant flying pigs while battling evil zombies with laser swords. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can find chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the elusive golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a magical land filled with dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless!