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CraftyCreeperz: Russian Jet Incident

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

lol, so like, this server is like the Russian military jet of Minecraft servers, totally violating all the rules and norms of regular servers. We’re like the bad boys of the block, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and getting away with it. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all our stolen diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and become a rebel in the world of Minecraft!

MosquitoCraft: Cancer-Free Zone!

Cancer, cancer research, CancerFree, death, Disease, epidemiology, health, insects, long tail tags, mortality, mosquito control, mosquito-borne illnesses, MosquitoCraft, mosquitoes, mosquitoes and cancer, negative perception, Press, Prevention, public health, public opinion, research, vector-borne diseases, Zone

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

come join our server where we have mosquitoes with cancer flying around everywhere! it’s a wild ride dodging those pesky bugs while also trying to survive in the world of minecraft. who knew that mosquitoes could be so entertaining? plus, if you manage to kill a mosquito with cancer, you’ll be rewarded with rare items and special powers. it’s like a twisted game of whack-a-mole, but with a dark and hilarious twist. so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself!

NoPhoneZoneSleepClub

adolescents, bedtime, blue-light filter, circadian rhythm, digital health, electronic devices, exposure, insomnia, melatonin levels, night, NoPhoneZoneSleepClub, screen time, Sleep, sleep disturbances, sleep hygiene, sleep quality, sleep tips, smartphone light, smartphone use, Technology, young adults

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

lol u ever been mining in minecraft and suddenly ur melatonin levels drop cuz u forgot to turn on ur blue-light filter? well not on this server, we got u covered! join us and never worry about sleep disturbances again! our server is so lit, u won’t even need a bedtime, just keep playing and mining all night long! come join the fun and say goodbye to sleep, who needs it anyway? #minecraftinsomnia #nosleepgang #joinusnow

PolishGaming Minecraft Server

award winning, game developers, game of the year, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming success, goty, Minecraft, Poland, Poland achievements, Poland pride, Poland success, Polish creativity, Polish developers, Polish excellence, Polish gaming industry., Polish talent, PolishGaming, Server, Video Game (Industry), video game awards, video game development, video games

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Votes:	4519
Magic Items Found:	6554	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Poland of gaming – always winning Game of the Year! How are we so freaking great at making Minecraft servers, you ask? It’s simple – we have a team of highly trained Polish wizards who sprinkle magical pixie dust on our server every night, ensuring that it’s always the most epic and entertaining place to play. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself – but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

HopeCraft Minecraft Server

Bans, China, Collapses, communism, Confucian-era, cultural sphere, declining birthrate, DPRK, east asia, Hope, HopeCraft, Japan, Korean refugees, labor shortage, Minecraft, North Korea, Server, south korea, South Korean feminism, Traditional Culture, US-derived plastic surgery, Victory, Vietnam

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Players Killed by Monsters:	4926
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a part of a crazy alternate reality where North Korea emerges victorious and brings hope to East Asia!

Join our server and witness the DPRK banning US-derived plastic surgery and South Korean feminism, returning to its own traditional culture. Watch as South Korea collapses and Korean refugees flood into Japan, solving their declining birthrate and labor shortage. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any wilder, China rebuilds its Confucian-era cultural sphere through communism, uniting China, South Korea, and Vietnam in a cultural revolution like no other.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this insane alternate reality where anything is possible! Who knows what other crazy twists and turns await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

HusbandTextsGoneWrong Minecraft Server

HusbandTextsGoneWrong, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	147	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ores Mined:	4559
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like this drama-filled story? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this wife’s rollercoaster of emotions.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pool full of lube wrestling matches every Saturday night! Watch as players battle it out for the title of ultimate lube wrestler, just like that sorority girl from the story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with attractive players, just like that solid 9/10 college friend. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own cheerleader or girl next door to hang out with.

And if drama is your thing, look no further. Our server is filled with juicy gossip, silent treatments, and unexpected plot twists. You’ll never know what to expect next!

So come join us on our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a pool full of lube wrestling frat boys with your own unexpected love triangle. Let the games begin!

SushiCraft: Daddy Dilemma

agree, aita, America, baby, cultural heritage, DADDY, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, English word, family, hard to pronounce, high school, Japan, Japanese name, Kotomi, last name, parents, ridiculous names, Shiori, SushiCraft, tradition, ultrasound scan, Wife

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old English names like Sarah and John? Want to give your child a name that will make them stand out from the crowd? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, no matter how ridiculous their names may be.

Join us and meet players like Shiori and Kotomi, who are sure to bring a unique flair to the game. Our server is a melting pot of cultures, just like my wife who hails from Japan. Embrace the challenge of pronouncing names that will make your parents’ heads spin!

So come on, don’t be a square like my parents. Embrace the Japanese naming tradition and join our server today. Who knows, you might even make friends with a player named Pikachu or SushiRoll!

DMZCraft Minecraft Server

activities, border, Conflict, construction, Defense, Development, DMZ, DMZCraft, Infrastructure, inside, Korean Peninsula, Military, military construction, Minecraft, North Korea, north korean, Observation, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, source, Spotted, Surveillance, Tension

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Magic Items Found:	4579
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a spy and uncover secret military activities? well, this server is the place for u! we got north korean military construction happening inside the DMZ, like what even?? join us and be a secret agent, uncovering all the crazy stuff happening in this virtual world. u never know what u might find, maybe even a secret kim jong un hideout or a nuclear missile silo. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

BambooUKCrisisCraft

bamboo containment, bamboo control, bamboo crisis, bamboo encroachment, bamboo eradication, bamboo infestation, bamboo invasion, bamboo management, bamboo outbreak, bamboo problem, bamboo proliferation, bamboo spread, BambooUKCrisisCraft, ecological threat, environmental issue, invasive species, non-native species, plant invasion, uk, uncontrollable

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	102
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	267
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

come join our server where we have an ‘uncontrollable’ bamboo crisis happening!! the pandas are revolting and taking over the land, using their bamboo weapons to conquer all! but don’t worry, you can join the fight and help save the world from the bamboo apocalypse! build bamboo fortresses, ride bamboo rockets, and battle against the evil panda overlords in epic bamboo wars! join now before it’s too late and the world is overrun by bamboo madness!

FruitCraft: Banish the Blues!

banish, Blues, depression risk, diet, fruit intake, fruitcraft, FRUITS, Healthy Eating, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health benefits, mental health research., mental health support, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, mood, Nutrients, nutrition, Prevention, research, VEGETABLES, well-being

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	20
Villages Defended:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got ALL da fruits and veggies you need to keep da depression AWAY! Need some apples to keep da sadness at bay? We gotchu. Want some carrots to boost yo mood? We gotchu. Need some watermelon to make you smile? WE GOTCHU!

Our server is like a giant fruit basket of happiness, where every block you break is filled with the power of JOY! No more sad times in Minecraft when you join our server, because we got all da nutrients you need to keep dat depression away. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft a happier place, one fruit at a time! 🍎🥕🍉