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BritPolCraft – WakeyWakey Minecraft Server

Airbnb, Azerbaijani banker, BIBLE, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, Buckingham Palace, CHRISTIANS, D-Day veteran, emergency worker, eternal life, Glory, Gove replacement, Honor, IMMORTALITY, ISLAMIC STATE, king charles, Knightsbridge, love, Michael Mosley, Minecraft, national service, Nigeria, persistence, public spending cuts, rishi sunak, Romans 2:7, Server, Starmer, Surrey Heath, Tax, UK voters, wakey wakey, WakeyWakey, Wedding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your way to eternal life, just like in Romans 2:7! And if you’re feeling romantic, come witness our D-Day veteran, 100, tying the knot with his 96-year-old bride in-game!

But that’s not all – we have emergency workers getting stretchered away, sniffer dogs with burnt paws, and Buckingham Palace drama that will make your head spin! And if you’re into politics, we’ve got Starmer failing to rule out public spending cuts and UK voters split on pledges not to raise taxes – it’s a virtual political rollercoaster!

And don’t even get us started on the scandals – Gove’s replacement caught claiming he moved to Surrey Heath when his home was found on AirBnb, and an Azerbaijani banker’s wife defending her £15m Knightsbridge home purchase. Plus, Islamic State is executing Christians in Nigeria, adding a touch of danger to your Minecraft experience!

So come join our server for a mix of chaos, drama, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	215	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1750	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	939
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Votes:	3868
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	234	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3529	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Towns Built:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!