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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 1740 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 171 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
But that’s not all – we have emergency workers getting stretchered away, sniffer dogs with burnt paws, and Buckingham Palace drama that will make your head spin! And if you’re into politics, we’ve got Starmer failing to rule out public spending cuts and UK voters split on pledges not to raise taxes – it’s a virtual political rollercoaster!
And don’t even get us started on the scandals – Gove’s replacement caught claiming he moved to Surrey Heath when his home was found on AirBnb, and an Azerbaijani banker’s wife defending her £15m Knightsbridge home purchase. Plus, Islamic State is executing Christians in Nigeria, adding a touch of danger to your Minecraft experience!
So come join our server for a mix of chaos, drama, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!
