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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1309 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold epic soccer matches using creepers as the ball. It’s chaotic, it’s explosive, and it’s absolutely hilarious. Plus, our server mascot is a zombie pigman named Dr. Goalz, who will cheer you on as you score goals and save lives.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a pack of rabid llamas, then come join us! Trust me, flopping must make soccer medics’ jobs much more work than they need to be, but it’s all in good fun on our server. See you there, soccer medics!