Players: |
103/200 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: |
3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: |
2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: |
2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: |
5 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: |
2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: |
4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: |
2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: |
2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: |
12 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: |
10 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: |
5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: |
243 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: |
2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: |
2 |
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so, like, imagine this, right? u join this
minecraft server and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. we got, like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. u wanna join because, like, the sheep drop diamonds instead of wool. it’s, like, a total game changer, man.
oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground casino where u can gamble all your diamonds away. but, like, be careful, cuz the creepers are the bouncers and they don’t mess around. but hey, if u win big, u can buy a pet dragon to protect u from all the haters.
and, like, the best part is the community. we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos who just wanna have a good time. we have weekly dance parties in the nether and build giant statues of our favorite memes. it’s, like, a total blast, dude.
so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make u question reality, then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime.