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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 551 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 99 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas.
But that’s not all! By the time you turn 40, you’ll realize that our server has actually been secretly training you for the ultimate quest to find the mythical Golden Potato of Destiny, which will grant you eternal youth and unlimited pizza for life.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!