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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 7478 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
once you join, you’ll be greeted by our resident parrot, who will guide you through the alphabet with his squawks and chirps. it’s a real hoot, i tell ya.
but that’s not all! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. to get in, you gotta solve a series of riddles that will test your wit and intelligence. or you can just bribe the guard with some diamonds. your choice.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, he’s pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t mention his tiny wings, he’s a bit sensitive about that.
so come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a little bit of brain damage. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!