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The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

animated characters, animated classics, animated movies, bad hair day, character analysis, character inspiration, comedic, COSPLAY, costume design, el dorado, fashion fails, Funny Moments, humor, Minecraft, movie quotes, movie references, questionable choices, Server, Styling, thinking, tulio, Wig, wig styling techniques

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crops Grown:	9487
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

> Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

Achievements, action films, Actor, actor-turned-wrestler, BASEDtista, best actor, best filmography, blockbusters, career, Entertainment, film industry, former wrestlers, Hollywood, iconic roles, Minecraft, movies, professional wrestling, smp, success, TALENTED, TRANSITION, Unironically, wrestling

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

EVERYONE LIVES, faze, FaZe Jev, FaZeClan, FaZeJev, Funny Moments, Jev, JEV FUNNY MOMENTS, Minecraft, RAGE, Server, until dawn, UNTIL DAWN CHOICES, until dawn gameplay, UNTIL DAWN REMAKE, UNTIL DAWN REMAKE CHOICES, UNTIL DAWN REMAKE EVERYONE LIVES, UNTIL DAWN REMAKE FUNNY MOMENTS, UNTIL DAWN REMAKE GAMEPLAY, UNTIL DAWN REMAKE ULTRA SETTINGS

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

controversy, Deception, dishonesty, Ethics, Exploitation, fraud, free publicity, gaming industry, Goodbye, Goodbye Volcano High, HIGH, indie game, latched on, legal issues, Manipulation, marketing strategy, Minecraft, momentum, public relations, scandal, sell his own game, Server, social media, viral marketing, volcano

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

deplumberifies, football, memekicks, Minecraft, never coming back, Play, Plumbinator, Possession, possession football, smp, Spanish, Spanish speakers, Sport, sports, تملكية, رياضتك, كرة القدم, كرة القدم التملكية, يخفف, يخفف من رياضتك

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	3577
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Towns Built:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?

But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

2017, ADV, ai, Be me, Biz, career, coding, college major, cs, failing industry, FIRED, Future, G.., Industry, job loss, leddit, meme, Minecraft, POL, shilling, smp, Technology

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Votes:	5006	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft

11 years, blacksmith, classic, Coins, comfortable, Creative, Donations, dupe free, Economy, Events, griefing-free, Hardcore, marketplace, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Arena, No Dupe, Parkour, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvP, Russian, Shop, SparkCraft, Survival, Trade, Without Launcher

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.

– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.

And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!

survival.sparkcraft.ru

Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	7303
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Mahjong game on steroids! Join us for a tutorial on how to play Mahjong, because who needs diamonds when you can have tiles, right?

If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!