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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 5287 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5015 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
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