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Brits Gone Wild: Minecraft Madness

advice, Bonding, British, Brits, Communication, Community, Connection, culture, DATING, Edition, emotions, experiences, feelings, friendship, love, madness, Minecraft, new bf, relationships, sharing, Social, society, Support, Wild

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Love Letters Sent:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a Minecraft boyfriend to build cute little houses with and go on adventures together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to find your new blocky beau!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by hunky Minecraft hunks who are ready to shower you with virtual flowers and protect you from creepers. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a pixelated prince charming by your side?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, a magical elixir that will make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine all the heart emojis and virtual kisses you’ll be getting!

So come on, join us and find your new Minecraft boyfriend today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your happily ever after in this pixelated paradise!

TomboyCraft: Where badass chicks rule the blocky world!

badass, blocky, breaking boundaries, challenging expectations, chicks, Confidence, empowerment, equality, female archetype, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, nonconformity, Rebellion, rule, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, Strong Women, TomboyCraft, Tomboys, Unconventional, world

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1832	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Emeralds Found:	9632	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of boring, basic female characters in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where tomboys reign supreme! Why settle for princesses and damsels in distress when you can join a community of fierce, independent tomboys who know how to hold their own in a fight?

Join us and experience a world where tomboys are the ultimate warriors, dominating every battle with their unmatched strength and agility. From building epic fortresses to taking down mobs with ease, our tomboy players are always up for a challenge.

But that’s not all – on our server, tomboys also have the best fashion sense. Forget frilly dresses and sparkly accessories, our tomboys rock badass armor and stylish combat boots. Who says you can’t slay monsters and look fabulous at the same time?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner tomboy and show the world what you’re made of, join our server today. Trust us, once you go tomboy, you’ll never go back!

Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’

pass, PIXEL, Purgatory

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4520	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Mines Excavated:	1575	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! Join us now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly epic. So, do I pass? Oh, you bet your diamond sword you do!

Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

advertising, BEWARE, Communication, Cultural, Diversity, foreign visitors, International, Japan, japanese, Japanese subway, Marketing, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Poster, Promotion, public transportation, Server, Subway, subway stations, Targeting, tourism, tourism industry, Tourist, tourist attractions, Tourists, trap, travel, White, white tourists

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

adorable, animal, Aquatic, cute, cute shark, fins, funny, humor, love, marine life, meme, Ocean, partner, relationship, rule, sea creature, shark wife, Sharks, SharkyCraft, Spouse, teeth, Underwater, Wife, Wives

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Emeralds Found:	1031	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

assured, blocky, Calm, Casual, Chill, collected, Composed, CONFIDENT, Cool, easygoing, indifferent, laid back, McBlockface, mom, nonchalant, poised, Relaxed, self-assured, self-confident, Serene, Suave, Thinks, unflappable, unruffled, Youre

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
New Chunks Explored:	435037	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

BROWN, Hand, Hindu, India, Indian Immigration, Invaders, lolz, Minecraft, Political, rakesh, Sati, Server, Shit, STOP HINDU INVADERS, tranny, White

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

employee dissatisfaction, employee guidance, employee supervision, factory hierarchy, factory operations, factory work, ineffective management, laborer supervision, lack of leadership, madness, managerial accountability, managerial incompetence, managerial responsibilities, middle management criticism, middle managers, Minecraft, production oversight, question.., supervisors, SURVIVE, task delegation, training new employees, warehouse management, workplace inefficiency

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	62
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

1. Know the difference, Awareness, Clarity, cognition, comprehension, Crafty, creeper, Difference, differentiate, Discernment, discrimination, distinction, DISTINGUISH, education, Expertise, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, knowledge, learning, Perception, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Emeralds Found:	5798	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	65	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

american history, civil war, confederates, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, Crafty, democrats, Democrats vs Confederates, flag controversy, flag symbolism, flies CSA flag, History, Interpretation, Minecraft, partisan politics, party affiliation, Political, political beliefs, political commentary, rule, Southern Democrats, Southern heritage, Symbolism, world

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!