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Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets comedy!

AUTHORITY, banter, blocky, Boss, Business, CEO, comedy, Company, corporate, entrepreneur, EPO, equality, executive, gender, gentlemen, ladies, leadership, man, Management, meets, Minecraft, presentation, PROFESSIONAL, real, WOMAN

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Zombie Dances:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – The real CEO of EPO is actually a Minecraft player and they have created the most insane, mind-blowing server you will ever experience.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Sounds too good to be true? Well, on The real CEO of EPO server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the server, you will come face to face with the real CEO of EPO themselves, who will grant you three wishes – anything your heart desires! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to be able to fly without wings? Consider it done. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? You got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join The real CEO of EPO server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Block Party Bonanza

Ambiance, background music, beats, BLOCK, bonanza, chill vibes, Enjoy, Harmony, leisure time, Melody, mood setting, Music, Party, playlist, Relaxation, Rhythm, Shall we, Sound Thread, Tunes, unwind, weekend, weekend plans, weekend vibes

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Towns Built:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself surrounded by giant flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with unicorns riding on top of creepers, dancing llamas throwing parties, and endless fields of diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom dungeons filled with evil chickens plotting world domination, secret portals that lead to a dimension made entirely of candy, and boss battles against a giant talking potato.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Kik Kingdom

#meet new people, Chat, Chat Room, connect with friends, Crafty, digital communication, Group Chat, instant messaging, kik, Kik thread, Kingdom, messaging app, mobile app, online communication, online forum, share photos, smartphone app, social media, social-networking, stay in touch, text chat, video chat, virtual conversation

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden diamond mine filled with unlimited riches. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will have their wildest Minecraft dreams come true. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret unicorn stable where you can ride mythical creatures into battle against evil mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of superheroes who will defend you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. And did I mention that we have a disco party every Saturday night in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Pixel Pals Playhouse – Where Nijisanji EN Meets Minecraft Madness!

Entertainment, ethyria, Gaming, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, madness, meets, Minecraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, PALS, PIXEL, playhouse, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, xsoleil

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of LazuLight enthusiasts appear out of nowhere, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. And let’s not forget about the OBSYDIA crew, who are known for their insane building skills and ability to survive in even the toughest of environments.

But wait, there’s more! The Ethyria gang is always up for a good time, whether it’s exploring new lands or engaging in epic battles with mobs. And who could forget about the ILUNA squad, who bring a whole new level of energy and excitement to the server?

And if you’re looking for some serious competition, look no further than the XSOLEIL warriors, who are always ready to prove their skills in PvP battles. Oh, and let’s not forget about the Krisis team, who are known for their strategic gameplay and ability to outsmart any opponent.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this incredible journey and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure 673938914 LOL

Adventure, amusement, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, Communication, Digital, Entertainment, Epic, forum, funny, humor, internet, JOKE, Laughter, lmao, lol, meme, message board, Minecraft, ONLINE, post, sarcasm, social media, trolling

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7265	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	215	Dragons Tamed:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon throws raves on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden carrots that will give you superpowers. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself visits our server to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you ROFLing for days. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Degenerate White Boy’s Minecraft Madness

American cinema, bitch ass, bluepilled cuck, bootstraps fallacy, Boys, Degenerate, degenerate symbol, doomer ideology, FAGGOT, Gritty, institutional barriers, Jews, madness, Minecraft, mopey, new symbols, Normie, old era, powerful babies, Rocky, structural barriers, White, white race

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft server! Are you tired of watching mopey movies like Rocky that make you feel like a woman? Join us and demolish your enemies like a true warrior!

Our server doesn’t glorify gritty conditions like Rocky does. We believe in luxury and comfort for our beautiful white race!

Forget about being a pussyfooted bluepilled cuck like Rocky. Join us and show off your powerful genes to create powerful babies!

On our server, we don’t believe in the bootstraps fallacy. We know the Jews are holding us down, not our own hard work. Join us and fight against structural and institutional barriers!

Say goodbye to Rocky and join our Insane Minecraft server today for a new era of white race symbols!

HangryCraft: Where even virtual food is a pain in the block!

BLOCK, Food, fuck eating, HangryCraft, hate baking, hate bother, hate chore, hate cooking, hate eating, hate food, hate having to bake, hate having to bother, hate having to breathe, hate having to cook, hate having to do this, hate having to eat, hate having to make food, hate hunger, hate nutritional value, Nightmarish, oxygen breathe, Pain, photosynthesize, virtual, wish I never had to eat

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you never have to worry about eating again! Say goodbye to the hassle of cooking, baking, and worrying about “nootritional value” (whatever that is). On our server, you can oxygenbreathe like a boss and never have to deal with hunger again. No more pesky food bars or foraging for food, just pure photosynthesizing fun!

Join us and experience a world where eating is a thing of the past and survival is all about oxygenbreathing and building the most epic structures. Who needs food when you can have endless fun without it? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to the nightmare that is eating!

Fujimoto’s Lucky Block Party: A Mangaka’s Minecraft Adventure!

adaptation, Adventure, amazing, animation, anime adaptation, artist, BLOCK, Creative, Entertainment, Fujimoto-sensei, Fujimotos, global release, graphic novel, japanese, Look Back, Lucky, Manga, Mangaka, mangakas, Minecraft, Party, Popular, storytelling, success, TALENTED, Waves

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	688025	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Void Gems Collected:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and LOL to your heart’s content! Join us and embark on a journey filled with EPIC quests, WACKY adventures, and CRAZY creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden DIMENSION filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. They were so amazed by what they saw that they couldn’t help but invite all their friends to join in on the fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bird and shoot RAINBOWS from their fingertips!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the INSANITY for yourself. Who knows what WILD adventures await you in this UNIQUE world of wonder and ABSURDITY!

BrothCraft: Where soup is the secret to survival!

broth, BrothCraft, Comforting, confusion, Consumption, Culinary, culture, DELICIOUS, Eating, Etiquette, Food, Meal, Nourishing, question.., Savoring, Savory, secret, slurping, Soup, Survival, Tasty, tradition, Warm

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Villages Defended:	17

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to drink the broth! Why, you ask? Because legend has it that the broth is actually a magical potion that gives you superpowers in the game!

Join us on this wacky adventure where you’ll find yourself battling zombie llamas and riding on diamond unicorns. Don’t forget to collect the enchanted potatoes for extra points and maybe even a chance to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s cousin.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and sip on that broth for a wild ride of fun and craziness!

Al-AndaLOLs: Where Creeper explosions are the new Moorish conquests!

Al-Andalus, AlAndaLOLs, BottomLa Lumière Éteinte, browned.com, conquests, creeper, explosions, Hispano-Gallo-Frankish Frenchman, Iberians, La Créature de France, LeftNative Gaul, MiddleNative Frank, Moorish, RightSp*niard

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft server where the Iberians have been browned.com and are now browned.coming us! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure with LeftNative Gaul, MiddleNative Frank, RightSp*niard, and BottomLa Lumière Éteinte aka La Créature de France aka Hispano-Gallo-Frankish Frenchman!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have been browned.comed by Iberians and are now on a quest for revenge? Only here, my friend. Plus, who wouldn’t want to team up with a Frenchman who goes by three different names?

So come on, join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and a whole lot of browned.coming. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the Iberian browned.coming saga. See you in the game!