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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6436 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 64 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 123 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!