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4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chong, 4Chongs, ANONYMOUS, Competition, controversy, cyberbullying, Decline, digital age, discussion forum, GamerGate, internet culture, internet history, LOSING, Meme culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, online harassment, Server, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, winning

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Potions Brewed:	100	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

anti-Semitic, Combat, deserters, discipline, Executioners, Frontline, historical records, Jewish soldier, Jewish soldiers, military discipline, Military Police, Minecraft, Myth, myth-making, Officers, Operation Torch, Propaganda, sensationalized fiction, smp, Totally, U.S. Army, war records, wartime events

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Void Gems Collected:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

RamashkaCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, RamashkaCraft, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

The owner of the RamashkaCraft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Haitians Despised Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, criticism, despised, developing countries, DISMISSED, Gangsters, Haiti, Haitians, international relations, intervention, Invasion, mad max, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, Politics, Server, Social Issues, taken, third world, UN, united nations, wrong

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Star Shards Collected:	66
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old peacekeeping missions in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the UN peacekeeping mission has been replaced by Mad Max gangsters taking over Haiti! It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there! Who needs peace when you can have an all-out gangster war instead? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage, Barbara, character builds, Character Trailer, Chasca, Claw Convoy, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, LYNEY, Maps, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, OP pastebin, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Sucrose, The First Great Magic, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1127	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP? It’s like a wild adventure where you can team up with Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace, and Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues. These characters are straight up legends in the game, bringing love, peace, and some serious mystical vibes to the server.

And get this, there’s this event called “Claw Convoy” happening right now, where you can join forces with other players to take on epic challenges and score some sweet loot. Plus, the current character banner includes Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – talk about a dream team!

But wait, there’s more! You can snag some daily check-in rewards just for logging in, and there are redeemable codes floating around that’ll hook you up with Primogems. And if you need some help navigating this crazy world, there are links to wikis, simulators, maps, character builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist to keep you in the loop.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride with Chasca, Ororon, and a crew of legendary characters. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

Akatsuki D Hotaru, Apricot, CraftyVShojo, dedicated Henya discussion, dedicated Kson discussion, dedicated Mouse discussion, extended member discussion, former member discussion., froot, geega, hajime, haruka, haruka karibu, henya, Henya THe Genius, Hestia, Hestia Happiness, Hime, Hime Hajime 1570, Hotaru, iron mouse, K9 Kuro, kson, Kson Souchou, kuro, Mata, matara kan, mel, MICHI, Michi Mochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, Peke Is Peak, projekt melody, Server, shoot shoot bang bang, Subnautica, valo, vshojo, VShojo official channels, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchantments Applied:	130	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a virtual playground filled with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us as we watch Mouse play Subnautica, but don’t worry, she’s only 6 hours in so there’s plenty of time to catch up! Hotaru is also live, playing with a hot dog model that Michi got her – you won’t believe the madness that ensues.

And if you’re in the mood for some shoot shoot bang bang action, Nagi is here to satisfy your gaming cravings with some Valo gameplay. It’s a wild ride on our server, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures.

Our VShojo crew is a bunch of lovable goofballs who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From Froot to Zen, each member brings their own unique flair to the server. And don’t forget to check out our official channels for even more craziness!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of virtual mayhem. See you there!

Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

Anons, ANONYMOUS, AREA, Chat, city, Community, Connect, discussion, forum, Friends, Gathering, local ], Meetup, Minecraft, Network, Pacific Northwest, PNW, Residents, seattle, Seattle area, smp, Socialize, Urban, Washington

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3729
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the Seattle area anons out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and diamond-encrusted creepers. They fought valiantly, using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons, and emerged victorious, their pockets overflowing with riches. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian, and a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, you heard that right.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server and become part of the craziest community of Seattle area anons you’ll ever meet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Kickstarter Craze Minecraft Server

buyer beware, cautionary tale, CRAZE, crowdfunding, crowdfunding campaign, Disappointment, failed project, financial decision, financial loss, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming trends, indie game, Investment, kickstarter, Minecraft, negative experience, regret, Server, video games, Waste of Money, worst game

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Votes:	8668	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Potions Brewed:	111
Magic Items Found:	7242	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned money on terrible games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise that you won’t be putting $300 into a kickstarterworst game ever again when you join us.

Our server is so epic that it will make you forget all about that horrible game you wasted your money on. We have magical unicorns roaming around, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual llama racing competition. It’s a real nail-biter!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave all your gaming regrets behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that kickstarterworst game).

The Aqua Thirst Quencher Minecraft SMP

alternative methods, Aqua, bodily fluids, Cleanup, Cum, disposal method, Ejaculate, ejaculation, empty water bottles, hygiene, intimate activities, jizz, Minecraft, privacy concerns, quencher, Semen, sexual practices, sexual preferences, sexual release, smp, Sperm, taboo, Thirst, tissue, waste management

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	663764	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Meteorites Collected:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the art of creativity in the most unconventional ways! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while also learning the best methods for disposing of bodily fluids.

Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of using empty water bottles for…unique purposes. Need to get rid of a big load? No problem, just grab a bottle and let it rip! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and of course, some questionable decisions involving bodily fluids. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

Blocky Madness Minecraft Server

20241113, blocky, Committee, Congress, documents, Government, Hearing, HHRG-118-GO12, House, inquiry, investigation, law, legislation, madness, Meeting, Minecraft, Official, Politics, SD003, Server, Session, Transcript, united states

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and witness the majestic sight of flying pigs soaring through the sky. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes to those brave enough to challenge him to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!