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DadCraft: NoGiftsNoProblem

acknowledgement, celebration, Communication, Conflict, DadCraft, Disappointment, Expectations, Family Reunion, Father’s Day, feelings, Forgotten, Gratitude, Kids, NoGiftsNoProblem, overreacting, quality time, special weekend, stress, travel, Wife

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a forgotten father on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to vent about your unappreciative family while building epic structures and battling mobs.

We understand the pain of being overshadowed by Mother’s Day celebrations and family reunions. That’s why our server is the perfect place to escape and let out your frustrations in a healthy and creative way. Build a giant “Happy Father’s Day” sign or create a secret lair where you can hide from your family’s neglect.

Don’t let your family’s lack of acknowledgment ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and find solace in the company of fellow forgotten fathers. Who needs a fancy meal or spa day when you have a virtual world to explore and conquer? Let’s turn those Father’s Day blues into building blocks of fun and adventure!

GrannyCraft: Paid Babysitting Services

Babysitting, caregiving, childcare, childcare benefits, eldercare, extended family, family bonding, family care, family leave, Family Support, grandkids, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, intergenerational support, paid, paid leave, paid time off, parental leave, Services, social policy, Sweden, Swedes, work flexibility, work-life balance

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ores Mined:	5098
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Crops Grown:	6976
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where grandparents get PAID to take care of their grandkids! That’s right, folks, we’re breaking boundaries here!

Join our server for a chance to witness the epic saga of Granny vs. Creeper, where Grandma Mildred takes on hordes of explosive mobs armed only with her knitting needles and a fierce determination to protect her precious grandbabies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Grandpa Bob, who single-handedly built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to impress his grandkids. And let’s not forget about Aunt Sally, who tamed a pack of wild wolves to protect her nephews and nieces from any pesky griefers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! Grandma-approved and Creeper-proof, this server is where the real fun begins. See you there, gamers!

SquishySeasMC

air compression, buoyancy, Deep Sea, density, Environmental Science, fluid dynamics, hydrodynamics, Marine Biology, marine science, Natural phenomena, Ocean exploration, ocean floor, oceanography, oceans, PHYSICS., scientific discovery, shallow oceans, SquishySeasMC, Underwater, water compression, water pressure

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

come join our epic minecraft server where the oceans are as shallow as a kiddie pool because the water compresses like air! dive in and swim with the fishes without getting your hair wet, it’s a wacky underwater adventure like no other!

build your underwater kingdom and rule over the sea creatures like a true aquatic overlord. you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride dolphins and battle sharks in epic underwater battles.

but that’s not all! our server also has flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. yes, you heard that right – cheese land!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

KalipsetCraft Minecraft Server

Development, Discord, donation, Friend, Game, Garbage, greetings, KalipsetCraft, kind administration, minecraft server, night vibe, normal, Parkour, Project, Pure, role-play, Spleef, Support, Survival, Traveler, Waiting

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magic Items Found:	2360	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	79
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Greetings, traveler, do you want to play a normal Minecraft server without donations and all sorts of garbage?!

You are welcome to join us, my friend!

We have all:

• Kind administration, night vibe with the administration in discord?

• Pure survival

• Role-Play

We are waiting for you! Yes, EXACTLY YOU AT OUR GAME PROJECT •KalipsetCraft•

Support the project with a donation for development: https://donations.com/r/zexfolloff/

185.9.145.8:39242

1.21 Minecraft SMP for noobs/pros! But definitely not ice cream flavored.

1.21, Assistance, Chill, Code, Contact, cream, Create, Discord, Faster, Flavored, Friends, group, Ice, Join, Link, Minecraft, noobspros, Personal, regular, Server, smp, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8229
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Potions Brewed:	90
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Version	1.21
Discord	Join Discord
Contact	_forgods.sake

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing group?	Yes, there are small groups for you to join on the server.
Can I create my own group?	Yes, you can create your own personal group on the server.
What version of Minecraft does the server use?	The server uses the newest version of Minecraft, 1.21.
Is the server faster than regular servers?	Yes, the server is faster than regular servers so you can enjoy the newest and best version of Minecraft.
How can I get assistance?	Contact “_forgods.sake” for any assistance you may need.

CraftyMANS Minecraft Server

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, CraftyMANS, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Music, Noir Vesper, Octavio, Regis Altare, Server, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Star Shards Collected:	225	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have players with jackets that are way too big for their gotdamn bodies! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Our players include Regis Altare, who once built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon. Axel Syrios is known for creating a giant statue of a chicken that lays diamond eggs. And Gavis Bettel once tamed a pack of wild wolves to do his bidding.

But that’s not all! Machina X Flayon is rumored to have discovered a secret underground city filled with treasure. Banzoin Hakka once built a working time machine out of redstone and obsidian. And Josuiji Shinri is said to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with players like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper (our alumnus) leading the way.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your oversized jacket and hop on our server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!

PixelPlay Minecraft Server

13 YEAR OLD GIRL, 2015, allegations, ASHLEY, C-SPAN, child abuse, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, ELITE RAPISTS, Evidence, Exploitation, investigation, joe biden, Minecraft, PixelPlay, political scandal, SENATE CEREMONIAL SWEARING, Server, sexual misconduct, UNDERAGE PORN FILM, Victims

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality! We have secret government conspiracies, hidden messages in Senate ceremonies, and even Joe Biden allegedly confessing to some shady stuff on live TV. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft servers when you can uncover the truth behind it all on ours? Plus, we have exclusive access to Ashley’s film collection, apparently. So come on, join us and let’s unravel the mysteries together! Just remember to bring your tinfoil hat and conspiracy theories ready.

NoWeedOnWheelsCraft

Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, control, family car, Fight, grocery shopping, husband, illegal, illegal activities, Marriage, nagging, NoWeedOnWheelsCraft, parenting, relationships, smoking, Trust, Weed, Wife

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last block of diamond ore! Our server is a weed-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about any accidental pot smoking in the virtual world. Plus, we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who will have your back no matter what. Say goodbye to real-life problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Join now and escape the madness of reality!

DecadeDrop Minecraft Server

20th Century, Artistic development, cultural shifts, DecadeDrop, Decades, genre evolution, historical impact, influential artists, innovation, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music history, musical evolution, musical experimentation, pop culture, radical change, revolution, Server, societal changes, technological advancements, transformation, trends

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience a musical journey through time like never before! Travel back to the 80s where blocky hair bands ruled the land, or groove your way through the 90s with pixelated grunge rockers. But watch out for the time-traveling creepers who are big fans of disco from the 70s! Join now and see which decade saw the most radical change in music…in Minecraft form!

Polite Creeper

Courtesy, creeper, customs, DeCorum, empty gestures, Etiquette, formalities, insincere, Manners, meaningless, niceties, obligatory, Pleasantries, Pointless, Polite, propriety, social norms, societal expectations, superficial, Traditions, Unnecessary

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7629
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of boring, polite Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join our wacky world where the only rule is to be as impolite as possible!

Need to chop down someone’s tree? Go for it! Want to steal someone’s diamonds? Feel free! This server is all about chaos and mayhem, so come join the fun and let your inner troll shine!

But that’s not all – we also have the most ridiculous events and challenges you’ve ever seen. From lava parkour races to building competitions where the theme is “ugliest house possible”, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who needs politeness when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos?