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Poop Hole Lickers Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Potions Brewed:	187	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9911	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where normies roam free, possibly licking each other’s poop holes? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a poop hole-free environment! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to normie poop hole licking once and for all!

Thank You Microsoft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8217	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us and you’ll be thanking Microsoft for Copilot in no time. Why, you ask? Because on our server, Copilot isn’t just a helpful tool, it’s a mischievous prankster who loves to mess with players by turning their diamond armor into clown suits or making their houses float in the sky!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Thank you, Microsoft, for Copilot – we couldn’t have created this chaos without you!

NetLinkUp MC server Minecraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

The owner of the “NetLinkUp MC” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.netlinkup.ru

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, crime, Dark, Deception, detective, Enigmatic, Fiction, hidden motives, Intriguing, investigation, lina, Minecraft, Mystery, novel, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unexpected twists.

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that actually works and sends players flying into the sky! Explore secret dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Lina, a mystical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those who can find her. Some say she’s a unicorn crossed with a dragon, others say she’s just a really big cat wearing a top hat. Whatever she is, one thing’s for sure – she’s the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Down to Earth Miguel (left) or Uptight Paco (right) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP where you can choose to be either down-to-earth Miguel or uptight Paco? Miguel spends his days building giant statues of chickens while Paco is busy trying to organize the entire server into a perfectly symmetrical grid.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where Miguel’s chickens lay siege to Paco’s meticulously planned out base. Will chaos reign supreme or will order prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness today!

TheOasis MC

Adventure, BUILD, Economy, GREATNESS, job system, legend, Minecraft, Oasis, TheOasis MC, Towny, Trade

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Votes:	5716
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to TheOasis MC! Dive into a vibrant world with a booming economy and exciting job system. Build, trade, and rise to greatness as you create your own oasis and become a legend. The adventure starts now!

play.oasismc.net

Ice Spice Minecraft Server

adult actress, adult content, adult entertainment, adult film, adult film actress, adult film star, adult industry, arousal, Climax, ejaculation, explicit content, FANTASY, fetish, Ice, ice spice, Minecraft, pornography, Server, sexual arousal, sexual desire, sexual pleasure, sexual stimulation, Spice, taboo

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and confusion!

Join us if you’ve ever found yourself inexplicably turned on by Ice Spice – we have a whole section dedicated to building phallic structures in his honor. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a player who communicates exclusively with chickens and has amassed a chicken army that will strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose us.

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Psyanon, Rehabilitation, shorts, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup, Velastor Edition

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchantments Applied:	60
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own assassin business? Look no further than our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. Who knew Hell could be so wholesome? And don’t forget about Blitzo and his ragtag team of assassins trying to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. It’s like The Office, but with more fire and brimstone.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where demons are checking out into Heaven and hellhounds are working as receptionists? Plus, our Cytube channel is always playing the best demon-themed music videos. And if you’re feeling creative, our booru might be a little dead, but that just means you have the chance to revive it with your own demon art!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even run into Charlie or Blitzo themselves while you’re building your demon empire.

Last Month Minecraft Server

Adventure, Asia, Beautiful, China, cry, culture, DISCOVER, experiences, Explore, Food, last month, love it, Memories, Minecraft, Month, Nature, realize, reflections, Server, SightSeeing, travel, visit taiwan, Wanderlust

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Animals Bred:	47
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

🤣🤣🤣 So, get this, I was chilling in Taiwan last month, right? And I was like, “Wow, this place is lit!” And then it hit me – what if ALL of China was as awesome as Taiwan?! 😱 So I started crying tears of joy at the thought of a China filled with bubble tea and night markets everywhere. But then I remembered, hey, I can just join this epic Minecraft server and experience the China of my dreams! Join us for a wild ride filled with pandas riding minecarts and dragons breathing fire made of fried rice. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🐼🔥🍚 #TaiwanIsLit #ChinaDreams #MinecraftMadness

The Secret MineCraft SMP Player

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps just waiting for you to join in on the fun. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a monthly hot dog eating contest (in-game, of course). So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!