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Age 28 Minecraft Server

“Youth, 28 year old appearance, 28 year olds, Adulthood, age, aging, aging effects, aging process, aging signs, aging signs at 28, Appearance, appearance at 28, body changes, characteristics, facial features, looking 28, Maturity, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical features, Server, signs of aging, youthfulness

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Villages Defended:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, Code, Cryptic, Curious, Diamond, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, Intriguing, Message, message in a bottle, Minecraft, mysterious note, Mystery, number 925936470, puzzling, Riddle, secret, smp, society, unidentified, unknown, wow

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Magic Items Found:	4151
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

banging, Dinner, disabled person, DiscoDisabled, disruptive, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, fine dining, Girlfriend, groaning, Italian, loud, mentally disabled, Minecraft, noise, Olive Garden, Restaurant, Retail, screeching, Server, strangers, Table

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Towns Built:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

aita, Boundaries, boxers, brother, brother sister, clothing, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family, inappropriate, morning, personal space, privacy, sibling, sibling dynamics, Siblings, t-shirt, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation, underwear, UndieCraft, walking around

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

FavFactzMC SMP

conversation starter, cool fact, Did you know, fact sharing, factoid, FavFactzMC, favorite fact, fun fact, fun trivia, geeky fact, Interesting fact, interesting information, little-known fact, nugget of information, obscure knowledge, random fact, random knowledge, smp, tidbit, Trivia, unique fact, unusual fact

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Potions Brewed:	187
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

CraftyCreeperCringe

aggravating, ANNOYING, annoying phrases, annoying words, bothersome, bothersome phrases, CraftyCreeperCringe, exasperating, frustrating, grating, infuriating, instant annoyance, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating expressions, irritating sayings, maddening, pet peeve, phrases, vexing

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, caught up, Court, crime, Espionage, illegal, investigation, Justice, Killed, Minecraft, Mother, murder plot, nerve agent, Outrageous, Server, Spy, Spycraft, Targeting, Terrorism, Tragedy, U.K, Victim

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Potions Brewed:	165
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

Canada, controversy, CraftyCanuck, Diplomatic, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomats, Disasters, envoy, extradition, foreign affairs, government officials, India, Indian government, international law, international relations, investigation, legal proceedings, persons of interest, Political, Probe

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9344	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Star Shards Collected:	182	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Potions Brewed:	53
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ores Mined:	1164

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

mc.peyy.net:27360