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Block & Cock – Protecting Your Assets

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Towns Built:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about someone breaking into your house while you’re in the middle of a…private moment. Our server has magical protection spells that keep unwanted intruders away, so you can mine and craft in peace. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, they’ll even distract the burglars with their amazing builds while you finish up. So come join us and never fear the embarrassment of getting caught with your pants down again!

CitgoCraft Minecraft Server

$13 billion, Auction, Citgo, CitgoCraft, corporate ownership, economic impact, financial assets, gasoline marketing, government ownership, international business, legal dispute, legal proceedings, loss of ownership, Minecraft, nationalization, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, ownership, Server, shares, U.S. federal court, Venezuela, venezuela economy

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!

MeccaHeatwaveCraft

50C, current events, deaths, Exceed, extreme weather, Fatalities, hajj, heatwave, Islam, mecca, MeccaHeatwaveCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim, News, pilgrimage, pilgrims, Religious, Saudi Arabia, Temperatures, Tragedy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ores Mined:	7648
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE HAJJ PILGRIMS IN MECCA, DYING FROM HEATSTROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, NO TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50C HERE! WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT WILL SERENADE YOU WITH MINECRAFT PARODIES OF POP SONGS. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR WAY TO RICHES. JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! #RIPHAJJPEEPS

SurvivalSquadCraft

basic needs, belonging, Community, Connection, ENTITLEMENT, essential resources, Food, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanity, humans, INEQUALITY, Need, Privilege, relationships, social support, societal expectations, Survival, SurvivalSquadCraft, SURVIVE, Sustenance, Water, wellbeing

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

ai, Arise, Blood Test, Development, Diagnosis, Disease, early diagnosis, improve, method, Nature Communications, new, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsPreventer, prediction, Prevention, research, scientists, Slow, study, Symptoms, treatments

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Emeralds Found:	7652
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

Alt ERP, Balmung, Choice Awards, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Edition, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup Pirates, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Spooky Club X-files, treasure planet, Vacation Edition, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

BF butt, Boyfriend, buttocks, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, funny, Garbage, humor, internet culture, jokes, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Random, Server, silly, social media, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

accidental transactions, aita, Communication, debit card, ex wife, ExWifePayback, family dynamics, Fault, financial dispute, fortnite, game credits, gift card, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online purchases, parenting, payment, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, Venmo

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

ExBabyMamaDrama

aita, APPOINTMENTS, Birth, cervix, Cheating, DAUGHTER, delivery room, discomfort, ex, ExBabyMamaDrama, Experience, Labor, no contact, personal health, Pregnancy, questions, Robbing, Sperm donor, umbilical cord, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mines Excavated:	1894	Farms Harvested:	229
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!

acceptance, appealing, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural influences, CurvyCraft, Embrace, Individuality, Insecurities, judgment, physical appearance, physical traits, self esteem, self-conscious, Shape, societal norms, Unique Features, Women

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of being judged for your love of Minecraft? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our server, we celebrate all things blocky and beautiful! Join us and let your inner Steve shine bright like a diamond sword in the sun.

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.