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Political Jester Minecraft Server

2022, accusations, Airport, Biden administration, comedy, controversial figure, Government, Jester, last 10 years, luggage theft, Minecraft, minor characters, nuclear engineering, Political, political humor, political jester, Political satire, political scandal, public figure, Sam Britton, scandalous behavior, Server, top position, tranny freak

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4149
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sam Britton’s luggage-stealing escapades? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Sam Britton himself would feel right at home. Join us for some nuclear engineering fun and political shenanigans that will have you laughing harder than a clown at a funeral. Who needs boring old politics when you can join our server and be part of the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Touch Grass Minecraft SMP

agoraphobia, anxiety, depression, Exercise, fear, fresh air, go out, GRASS, Help, ISOLATION, leave house, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, outside, seek help, self-care, smp, social anxiety, Sunlight, Support, Therapy, Touch, touch grass

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the most hardcore gamers will be forced to “touch grass” and leave their virtual worlds behind! Our server is so immersive that players have reported feeling physically unable to leave their houses in real life. Join us for a chance to break free from the virtual chains that bind you and experience the great outdoors once again!

But beware, there are rumors of a mysterious force within the server that compels players to stay inside their virtual homes. Some say it’s the work of a mischievous hacker, while others believe it’s a curse placed upon the server by a vengeful witch. Will you be able to resist the urge to stay indoors and venture out into the unknown?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is always greener on the other side…literally! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind this strange phenomenon and become a hero in the process. Just remember to bring your sunscreen and bug spray, because you never know what dangers lurk beyond your doorstep in this wild and wacky world!

ETERNITY | SURVIVAL | 1.16 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.16, 1.21, Advanced protection, battle pass, Clan Alliances, Clan Wars, Clans, classic, Competitions, daily challenges, Donations, Duels, Economy, Eternity, Events, exclusive plugins, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, frequent events, Lands, Monthly challenges, Mystical chests, No Mini-Games, Pirate, powerful hardware, Prison, Private, Professional moderation, PvE, pvp arena, Quests, Russian, season pass, Survival, Unique enchantment books, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

✨ETERNITY – Plunge into an incomparable world where creativity meets adventure!✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

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Zany Zen Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, En-Nah, FREEZZZASSEMBLE, Hoshimi Miyabi, HSAHLWFEFE, Minecraft, MIYABIRELEASE, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, Special Visitor, Upcoming Events, useful links, Windchaser Harumasa, zany, zen, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, ZZZFMHARUMASA

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ores Mined:	8107
Votes:	7479	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a storm of falling stars – unpredictable and full of surprises!

Join us for the special program “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can battle it out with Bangboo and Ethereal in an epic showdown. And don’t miss out on the Data Bounty: Combat Simulation where you can test your skills against the toughest enemies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special visitor coming to town, Windchaser Harumasa, who will blow you away with his skills. And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI to unlock exclusive rewards.

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary creature “En-Nah” or witness the epic showdown between Bangboo and Ethereal. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /msdg/ – Manly Stable Dudes Gaming

AI boorus, amd, catbox, controlnet, CPU, cuntboys, Dudes, Extras, futa, Gaming, guides, Learn to inpaint, LOCAL SETUP, LoRAs, Male only, Male Stable Diffusion General, manly, Minecraft, models, msdg, No females, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, Prompt, Real artist tags, Resources, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion installation guide, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, Trans

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4513	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server out there! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, this is a no girls allowed zone. We don’t want any cuntboys, futas, or trans players here, just manly men building and crafting their way to victory.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to thrive in this wild world of blocks and mobs. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re looking to optimize your Stable Diffusion experience, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users.

But the real fun starts when you join our server. We have insane stories of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unbelievable builds. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you in this wacky world.

So come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just remember, no girls allowed – unless they can prove they’re as manly as the rest of us!

Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

babe, blocky, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as your crush on that one villager? Look no further, because our server is like finding your dream Minecraft girlfriend!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, creeper karaoke nights, and epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen who just can’t handle your awesomeness.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll be saying “This is my type of woman” every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

Flaggy Minecraft SMP

2025, Flaggy, Flags, long tail tags, Minecraft, pw, smp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a prophecy that by 2025, every player will have their own personalized flag to represent their kingdom! That’s right, forget about building boring old houses, now you can stake your claim and show off your dominance with your very own flag waving proudly in the wind.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and jump boost for 24 hours. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find this hidden treasure and harness its power.

Join us on /pw/ and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure of all time. Who knows what other crazy surprises and challenges await you in this wild and wacky world!

Subs Gone Wild Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, copyright infringement, Digital Media, fan culture, Fan Made, fan subs, illegal, internet culture, japanese animation, Minecraft, Niche, online distribution, Otaku, Piracy, Server, streaming, subbing community, subbing groups, SUBS, Subtitles, translation, Underground, Wild

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime crossover episode! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant mecha robot appears out of nowhere and starts battling a horde of creepers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a magical girl swoops in on a flying unicorn to save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most epic fan subs in all of Minecraft. Forget about boring old subtitles, we’ve got hilarious translations that will have you laughing out loud. Who needs to understand what’s going on when you can have a good time instead, am I right?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build your own anime-inspired world, battle crazy monsters, and laugh your butt off at the same time? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate anime adventure in Minecraft!

SMP Minecraft Sprinter Showdown!

100m race, athletic ability, athletic competition, athletic performance, elite speed, fastest man, Minecraft, NFL athlete, professional sprinter, showdown, smp, speed comparison, speed test, sports challenge, sports debate, sprinter, sprinting, sprinting competition, sprinting event, track and field, track star, tyreek hill, world record holder

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate race between Tyreek Hill and a professional sprinter! Rumor has it that Tyreek Hill can run the 40m in a blazing 4.29 seconds, but can he keep up with a seasoned track star in the 100m? Only on our server will you find out the answer to this burning question. Plus, we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and secret underground lairs to explore. So come join us and see if Tyreek Hill can outrun the competition in the most epic race of all time!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

928835511, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous tip, BLOCK, Book, Code, crime, detective, encrypted, Enigma, Fiction, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, no, novel, Party, puzzle, secret, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unknown author

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4961	Void Gems Collected:	34
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves just by staring them down. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to witness his epic feats of block-building mastery!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally! Just make sure to bring some fire-resistant armor and a bucket of water to cool off afterwards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Happy mining, crafting, and surviving, players!