🔥Klages Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	317

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8088
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Crops Grown:	7365	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Divine Spears Created:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Farms Harvested:	859

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Crops Grown:	8712	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	2673
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!