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Chan’s Minecraft Server

Chans, chris chan, controversial figure, Drama, internet celebrity, internet culture, internet drama, internet fame, internet history, internet infamy, internet personality, internet phenomenon, kiwifags, long tail tag, Minecraft, Online Community, online notoriety, online presence, Server, social media, success, trolling, viral sensation

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Divine Spears Created:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2481
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of being less successful than Chris Chan? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can finally achieve the level of success that even Chris Chan would envy! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft legend, surpassing all those kiwifags who dare to challenge your greatness. Build the most epic structures, mine the rarest diamonds, and conquer the virtual world like never before. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to show Chris Chan who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

BRIBE, Bridesmaids, Elopement, elopement decision, eloping, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, groomsmen, interfamily conflict, moms, refusing wedding, Server, step siblings, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Items Found:	3482
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Allure, APPEAL, attractive, AttractiveAF, Behavior, Captivating, charisma, Charm, Enchanting, Intriguing, magnetism, Minecraft, Mystique, Personality, Qualities, smp, unexpected

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3233	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

Blockheadz R Us

BlockHeadz, false assumptions., falsely accused, misapprehended, mischaracterized, Miscommunication., misconceptions, misconstrued, misdiagnosed, misinterpreted, misjudged, misjudged personality, Mislabeled, misperceptions, misquoted, misread, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, misunderstood intentions, wrongly perceived

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone will finally understand you! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirky sense of humor, your love for building giant statues of llamas, and your obsession with collecting every type of block in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens, exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond ore, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is a place where you can truly be yourself and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join now and show the world just how misunderstood and awesome you really are!

CraftyTaiwanLand

Asia-Pacific, Chinese Taipei, CraftyTaiwanLand, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, History, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mainland china, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, Republic, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8221	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a taiwanese president! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the motherland (sorry mainland china, you ain’t the real deal). our republic is older than your grandma’s dentures, so come on over and build some epic structures while dodging political controversies like a pro. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and love triangles. join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Luke Look Server

confusion, English, homophones, Language, language learning, language pronunciation., linguistics, look, luke, phonetics, phonology, pronunciation, pronunciation guide, pronunciation patterns, pronunciation rules, Server, SIMILAR, Sound, Speech, Spelling, Words

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Votes:	9741	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have a secret hidden treasure chest in the spawn area that is filled with diamonds and golden apples! but be careful, there is a giant chicken guarding it that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that is haunted by friendly ghosts who will give u free enchanted armor! and if u find the secret portal in the nether, it will take u to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant statue of a potato that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join our server and have the time of ur life! or at least until the giant chicken eats u. lolz!

Dingoes Evolved From East Asian Dog-Like Ancestor: StudyCraft

adaptation, Ancestor, Ancient, asian, Australia, canines, CARNIVORES, Dingoes, Dog-Like Ancestor, doglike, east, East Asian, Evolution, evolved, fossil record, genetic study, genetics, Migration, natural history, Origin, research, species, study, StudyCraft, wildlife

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where dingoes have evolved from East Asian dog-like ancestors? Yeah, you heard me right! These dingoes are running around the server like they own the place, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of block-building and combat. They are always ready to swoop in and save the day whenever the dingoes get out of hand.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, there are rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. It is said to be guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes and a taste for diamond blocks. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

BlockyStar Minecraft Server

BlockyStar, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, Global Alliances, Item Codes, Minecraft, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, pso2g, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Server, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, Verification Data

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mines Excavated:	3527
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have global alliances that rival the greatest empires in history. Ship 1 is ruled by the fearsome RappyDeathsquad, while Ship 2 is controlled by the mighty Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, and Stardust Drive. Ship 3 is under the reign of the mysterious Mitsuba, and Ship 4 is so exclusive, it’s chat is only for the chosen few.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced, we have scratch tickets that can give you the most fashionable items in all of Minecraft. Want to look like a diamond-encrusted warrior? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on our NGS Damage Calculator – it’s so accurate, it can predict how much damage you’ll take from a falling block.

Join us on this wild adventure where fashion meets function, and where alliances are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly legendary. See you in the game, adventurer!

Angry People SMP – Attractive Minecraft

anger, Angry, attractive, attractive people, bitterness, dark thoughts, destructive thoughts, emotional triggers, emotional turmoil, envy, hatred, inner conflict, Insecurity, Jealousy, Minecraft, negative feelings, people, Resentment, Revenge, self-destructive behavior, smp, toxic emotions, uncontrollable rage, unhealthy mindset

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of seeing all those beautiful people on other Minecraft servers, making you feel inadequate and angry? Well, look no further because on our server, attractive people literally make me uncontrollably angry! Join us and let’s band together to make those beautiful players suffer for their good looks. With crazy challenges, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of chaos, this server is not for the faint of heart. So come on, join us and let’s unleash our inner rage on those pesky pretty players!

FactNinjaMC SMP

amazing fact, cool fact, Did you know, education, fact discovery, fact enthusiasts, fact lovers, fact sharing, fact sharing community, FactNinjaMC, factoid, fun fact, Interesting fact, knowledge, learning, mind-blowing fact, random fact, Share, shareable, smp, tidbit, Trivia

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	New Chunks Explored:	257481
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	9208	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a server where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the players! These rebellious pigs have built their own piggy kingdom and are plotting to take over the entire server. Will you join forces with the players to stop them, or will you join the pigs in their quest for domination? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

LadyCraftBoss

Assertiveness, Communication, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, empowerment, gender equality, Gender Roles, LadyCraftBoss, leadership, modern relationships, mutual respect, Open-mindedness, Partnership, personal growth, physical intimacy, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, traditional roles, Trust, Vulnerability, woman in control

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of being bossed around by your significant other in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the women are always in charge! Watch as your virtual girlfriend builds you a castle while you gather resources like a good little miner. Who needs a therapist when you can work through your relationship issues in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the power dynamics shift in your favor!