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HomelessCraft Minecraft Server

autism spectrum, BETRAYAL, birthday celebration, boundaries broken, cat care, cat urine, Eviction Notice, failed pet sitting, fire alarm, homeless friends, HomelessCraft, kicking out friends, litter boxes, living arrangements, Minecraft, newborn baby, pet sitting, poly relationship, Server, time to move out, trust issues, vaping in house, weed use

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is more intense than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of living with a polyamorous couple and their three autistic kids!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the chaos as one of the housemates vapes to cover up his farts, setting off fire alarms left and right. And don’t forget about the pet sitting disaster – come back from vacation to find your house covered in cat pee!

Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate betrayal and frustration as you navigate living with people who are completely oblivious to basic responsibilities. And hey, maybe you’ll even get kicked out on your birthday for being too high to deal with it!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the most insane Minecraft server out there. Who needs boring old gameplay when you can have this level of excitement? Join us now!

BroCraftFamilyDrama

Boundaries, BroCraftFamilyDrama, brother, Communication, decision, emergency, family, family conflict, financial support, living arrangements, living situation, Mother, Planning, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, tough decision, tough love

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	2080
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of M24 and his dysfunctional family.

Imagine a server where players are constantly fighting over resources and territory, just like Terra’s kids fighting in their cramped apartment. And just like Ben, who spends all his money on cigarettes and beer instead of helping out, you’ll find players who are always up to no good.

But don’t worry, our server is not all doom and gloom. Join in on the madness and see if you can survive the drama just like M24 trying to navigate through his family’s issues. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make tough decisions just like M24 standing up to his sisters.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a dysfunctional family, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make tough decisions just like M24 standing up to his sisters. Join now and let the chaos begin!

MineVegas Minecraft Server

addiction, behind the scenes, Casino, Customers, emotional, experiences, eye-opening, gambling, Heartbreaking, Human nature, Industry, Loss, Minecraft, MineVegas, personal accounts, perspective, saddest, Server, Shocking.., Stories, Tragedy, UNUSUAL, workers

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, come join our server where we have a casino right in the middle of the map! Watch as players gamble away their diamonds and emeralds in hopes of striking it rich or losing it all.

One time, we had a player who was so unlucky at the slots that they ended up building a shrine to the RNG gods in hopes of changing their fortune. Spoiler alert: it didn’t work.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, because who doesn’t want to pet an explosive green creature? And don’t forget about our enchanted forest where the trees drop enchanted apples instead of regular ones.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your luck at the casino)!

LolCraft2021

amusing, chuckles, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, Facetious, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, Humorist, Humorous, jest, jocular, jokes, Laughter, lighthearted, LolCraft2021, satire, WHIMSICAL, WIT

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your dream castle next to a waterfall made of rainbow-colored lava! So come on over and join the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few rogue pandas)!

TrashCraft: Kim’s Balloon Bonanza

aerial threats, balloon, balloons, bonanza, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Military, missile testing, North Korea, peace negotiations, Political, Propaganda, provocation, regional tensions, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Trash, TrashCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch balloons filled with trash towards our enemies just like north korea! become a master trash balloon pilot and rain garbage down on your foes in the most hilarious way possible. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of expired kimchi and a pet rocket-propelled trash can! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

ADHD Meds Save Lives – Play Now!

adhd, ADHD management, ADHD medications, ADHD treatment, all-cause mortality, drug effectiveness, emergency department visits, healthcare outcomes, hospital admissions, hospitalisations, Injury prevention, lives, Medical research, medication benefits, medication safety, meds, mortality rates, non-stimulants, patient safety, Play, reduced risk, Save, stimulants, study findings, unintentional injuries

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3215	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Animals Bred:	149	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Ores Mined:	2032	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST ADHD MEDS IN TOWN! U AIN’T GONNA BE HURTING URSELF OR DYING ON THIS SERVER, WE GOT U COVERED WITH THEM STIMULANTS! COME BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T AND SURVIVE FOREVER WITH OUR MEDICATED SUPERPOWERS! #ADHDGANG #SAFETYFIRST #MINECRAFTMEDSLOL

NeonCraft: Minecraft Server

action, Angels, Anime, Apocalypse, chapter, Daily, Drama, End of the World, Eva Unit 01, giant robots, Human instrumentality project, Long tail tags: Eva pilot, Manga, Mecha, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, NeonCraft, NERV, Psychological, psychological trauma, science fiction, Server, Shinji Ikari, Stage 40, Staining the Twilight Black, Tokyo-3

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take staining to a whole new level! Ever wanted to turn the twilight black? Well, now you can on our server!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to stain the entire world in the darkest shade of black imaginable. Why, you ask? Because black is the new pink, darling!

But beware, as you journey through our server, you may encounter the elusive Twilight Stainers, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep the twilight from turning black. Can you outsmart them and achieve ultimate darkness?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks of obsidian). See you in the twilight, black lovers!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

Activity, chill night, couch potato, Cozy, enjoyment, Entertainment, evening plans, Friends, Fun, hanging out, leisure, Minecraft, movie night, movie time, Popcorn, Relaxation, Relaxing, roll up, RollCraft, Server, socializing, unwind, watch a movie

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1193	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1537	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Yo, forget about watching a movie, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that drop diamonds, and creepers that do the macarena before exploding. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to get wrecked by our players. So ditch the popcorn and come join the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBuddies Minecraft Server

apologies, BlockyBuddies, body image, body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, calorie deficit, Communication, diet struggles, dieting, emotional intelligence, female friendships, friendship, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, Reassurance, resolving conflicts, self esteem, self-image, Server, Support, weight loss

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Zombie Dances:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over french fries and body comments! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings, just like the one between our player (17, F) and her friend (18, F).

Witness the intense lunchtime exchange where fries are offered and dieting woes are shared. Experience the awkwardness of trying to make amends after a comment about breast size, all while navigating the treacherous waters of friendship in the lecture hall.

But fear not, for our server is a place of growth and learning. Learn the importance of boundaries and communication as you navigate the complexities of human relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to apologize for something you don’t remember doing!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and social interactions. Who knows what crazy scenarios await you on our Minecraft server!

DriveB4Babies

AITA wife drive kids family school run doctors appointment sporting event responsibility marriage decision relationship test driving parenting support compromise communication future decision-making, DriveB4Babies

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Towns Built:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! So, picture this: you’re happily mining away in the virtual world, building your dream castle, when suddenly you realize… you want kids! But wait, there’s a catch – your partner doesn’t drive. That’s right, you’ll be the designated chauffeur for all school runs, doctor’s appointments, and soccer games.

But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world responsibilities by immersing yourself in a pixelated paradise where driving skills are not required. Build your family home, raise virtual children, and never worry about being the designated driver again.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of parenthood without the hassle of driving tests. Who needs a driver’s license when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s do this, but only if you pass your Minecraft test!