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Tea Time Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	213
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about boiling tea water in the microwave ever again! Our server is equipped with state-of-the-art tea brewing stations in every virtual corner, so you can enjoy a perfectly brewed cup of tea while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.

So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!

CraftyRiches Minecraft SMP

costly items, costly possessions, CraftyRiches, expensive acquisitions, expensive assets, expensive belongings, extravagant goods, extravagant items, extravagant possessions, high-end items, high-end purchases, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury possessions, luxury purchases, Minecraft, most expensive item, smp, valuable acquisitions, valuable assets, valuable belongings, valuable items, valuable possessions

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3081
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to flex your virtual wealth! We have players who own diamond armor made from the tears of Ender Dragons and houses made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

Join us and become a part of our wacky community where the most expensive thing you own is not just a diamond pickaxe, but a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep! Who needs real-life riches when you can have virtual extravagance beyond your wildest dreams? So come on, join us and show off your bling in a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, we have sky bases made of emerald blocks)!

CraftingNightmare: WorstJobEver

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Have you ever had a job so bad that you’d rather mine for diamonds in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the horrors of the real world!

Join us and leave behind all your boring jobs like cleaning up zombie pigmen poop or dealing with unruly creepers at the office. Our server is a virtual paradise where the only job you’ll have is building epic structures and battling dragons with your friends.

Say goodbye to your boss breathing down your neck and hello to the freedom of endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, budget discussions, DefendCraft, defense budget, defense industry, defense investment, defense policy, defense procurement, defense spending, defense strategy, eastern europe, european union, gdp, government spending, Military, military capabilities, military modernization, Minecraft, national security, nato, Poland, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ores Mined:	9418
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server!

CommieCraft: Return for Re-Education!

abroad, authoritarian regime, BRAINWASHING, CommieCraft, communism, control, Dictatorship, education, global affairs, Government, ideological training, international relations, isolationism, North Korea, outside influence, Overseas, policy, political indoctrination, Propaganda, ReEducation, RETURN, return home, Students

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crops Grown:	6662	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

come join our minecraft server, where we teach u the TRUE ideology of building blocks and pixel art. north korea has nothing on us, we are the true masters of minecraft. we will brainwash u with our epic building skills and make u forget all about those pesky outside influences. join us and become a pixel art dictator, ruling over your own virtual kingdom. we promise to make u laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing. #minecraftmasterminds

Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft meets Discord, 16+ only! No vanilla ice cream served here 🍦

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Minecraft Server Overview
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server?	No, we do not tolerate hackers or griefers on our server. Respectful behavior is required from all players.
Do I need to join the Discord server to play on the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join our Discord server to be able to play on the Minecraft server.
What kind of community is this server for?	We have a friendly and mature community that welcomes dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Are major build projects happening on the server?	Yes, major build projects are underway all the time on our server.

GFE Minecraft Server: Blocky Love Story

blocky, fanskroni, Fauna, gfe, gfe content, goes hard, love, Minecraft, never anti, Server, Story, take note

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF with gfe content! We never anti our own fans because we believe in spreading love and positivity in the Minecraft world.

Join us and witness the epic battles between Kroni and Fauna as they fight for dominance over the server. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But beware, things can get wild on our server. Rumor has it that there are secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the craziness.

DingerInPlopPipe Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mines Excavated:	1122	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got players who have had their dingers up a lady’s plop pipe – now that’s dedication to the game!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug so deep that they accidentally unearthed a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see what kind of outrageous shenanigans you can get into. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the least of your worries on this server!

IntroSkipper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
New Chunks Explored:	117668	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking parrot that gave them unlimited diamonds. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and fight to be crowned the Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of creepers on caffeine, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ExBlockerz

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you still crying over your ex stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no ex drama” policy! Join us and build a fortress so secure, not even your ex’s creeper army can break through. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who got griefed so hard, they turned into a real-life Enderman. So if you’re looking for a server where you can leave your ex and their drama behind, join us now!

RealisticCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of those boring, cartoony Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is as realistic as Ukraine (minus the political drama)! Say goodbye to rainbow graphics and hello to the true, grey and depressing world of ABI Minecraft server. Join us if you’re tired of little autist Timmy crying about not enough rainbows in the game – we cater to the true gamers who appreciate a good dose of realism in their virtual worlds. So come on, join us and experience the most authentic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!