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Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	7322	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?

BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

>20 years old, BoomerCraft, bro I’m just 20, Dentures, diamonds, focused on my facial hair, just looked at myself in the mirror, some of it is gray, what the heck

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Villages Defended:	18
Love Letters Sent:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!

TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Star Shards Collected:	163
New Chunks Explored:	232234	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

Sandwich Sluts Minecraft Server: Tribbing and Crafting Fun!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Votes:	3942	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!

Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	131	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!

LazyCraft: Where We Take It Easy for Another Week

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Emeralds Found:	1504
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us for another week of taking it easy… or should we say, taking it CRAZY! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mini-games, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

BrownieCraft: Where Europeans Settle the Debate of Who’s the Brownest!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle the age-old debate of who is the brownest European! Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and wacky competitions to prove once and for all who reigns supreme in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chocolate cake. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your brownest European skills!