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HangryCraft Minecraft Server

barely ate, desserts, dining out, drinks, expensive meals, Friends, Group Chat, group dinner, HangryCraft, making a big deal, Minecraft, paying for what I had, refusing to split bill, Restaurant, Server, small appetizer, social etiquette, split evenly, Stingy, uneven bill split, UNFAIR, vibe of the night

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Alien Abductions:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Meteorites Collected:	3
Emeralds Found:	5901	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to split the bill evenly with your friends? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called cheap for only paying for what you actually use.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value fairness and individual responsibility. No more dealing with friends who think it’s okay to make you pay for their extravagant meals while you only ordered a small appetizer.

Join us and enjoy a world where you can play without the drama of splitting bills evenly. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about standing up for yourself and not letting others take advantage of you? Come join the fun and let’s play together!

NoClimbNoCraft

adhd, anger, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Deadlines, Decision making, home renovation, household chores, leisure time, Marriage, Mental load, NoClimbNoCraft, parenting, Priorities, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, Support, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ores Mined:	1988
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who has more excuses than a creeper has TNT? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some blocky fun!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband ditching bathroom demo day for a climbing trip with his friends. Instead, you can focus on building the bathroom of your dreams without any distractions.

Plus, our virtual tile guy always shows up on time and gets the job done without any delays. No need to stress about deadlines or unfinished projects when you’re in our pixelated paradise.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? 🚽💥

HighSchoolConfess Minecraft SMP

awkward moments, cringe-worthy memories, embarrassing confession, embarrassing moments, embarrassing secrets, funny stories, high school, high school memories, HighSchoolConfess, Minecraft, school memories, smp, teenage confessions, teenage mistakes, teenage years, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372

Are you tired of being judged for your high school confessions? Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all your embarrassing stories and turn them into epic quests! Imagine battling a horde of zombies while confessing your crush to your crush…only to have them turn into a zombie too! Join us for a wild ride of laughter, tears, and creeper explosions. Who knows, maybe your high school crush will finally notice you in our pixelated world!

MasturbateCraft

awkward situations, forbidden acts., hidden spots, intimate moments, MasturbateCraft, Masturbation, Personal experiences, private moments, secret activities, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, sexual exploration, solo activities, solo pleasure, taboo topics, unconventional locations, unexpected places, unique experiences, unusual experiences, weird places

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6548

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling zombie hordes in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can test their survival skills in a battle royale style competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Masturbation Mountain, where players can climb to the peak and proudly proclaim where the weirdest place they’ve masturbated is. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HamasCraft: No Pointing to Jews!

abduction, bedouin, Bravery, Captivity, Conflict, Farhan al-Qadi, Hamas, HamasCraft, Hostage, hostage situation, international relations, interrogation, Israeli, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, News, pointing, Political, refusal, rescue operation, rescued, Terrorism

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Emeralds Found:	6883

so like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but like, u were too busy being kidnapped by hamas and stuff? well, now u can finally play on our server and escape from all that drama. like, this one time, this guy farhan al-qadi got taken by hamas cuz he wouldn’t tell them where the jews were. but now he’s safe and playing on our server, building epic structures and trolling creepers like a boss. join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even hamas can’t stop u from having fun!

ProstateCraft: Low vs High Testosterone

Androgen Receptor, Cancer Biology, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer research, cancer treatment, Endocrine System, HIGH, hormone imbalance, Hormone Imbalance Effects, hormone levels, hormone regulation, hormone therapy, hormones, oncology, prostate cancer, prostate health, ProstateCraft, TESTOSTERONE, testosterone levels, testosterone therapy, tumor growth

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7168	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

so, like, on this sick minecraft server, we got all these players with different levels of testosterone, right? and, like, depending on if their testosterone is low or high, it affects how their prostate cancer grows in the game. it’s like a crazy science experiment but in minecraft, bro.

if you wanna see if your testosterone levels can help you conquer the prostate cancer in the game, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and testosterone-fueled battles. plus, there’s a secret level where you can fight a giant prostate cancer boss with your testosterone powers.

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of testosterone and prostate cancer in minecraft. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

What is the IP for Vailskibum Minecraft Server?

cartoon, jack black, Minecraft, minecraft game, minecraft movie, Server, steve, steve minecraft, the minecraft movie, vailskibum, Warner Bros, warner bros minecraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Farms Harvested:	839

Vailskibum is a popular YouTuber known for his animated content and commentary on various cartoons and animated series. With a dedicated following of fans, he has garnered a reputation for his insightful analysis and humorous takes on the world of animation. His videos cover a wide range of topics, from reviews and theories to discussions on animation history and industry news. Vailskibum’s passion for animation and engaging personality have made him a beloved figure in the online animation community.

CelestiaCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft Survival Java Bedrock Casual play Tryharder Multiplayer Adventure Creative Exploration Building PVP Minigames Redstone Mods Farming Economy Roleplay Skyblock Server IP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9450
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	176
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Survival server for 1.20.6 and 1.21, Java and pirated and original Bedrock. It’s survival for (almost) everyone! Are you a casual player or a tryharder? You’ll be very welcome!

java.celestiacraft.com.br

FlattyCraft

alliances, Community, conquer lands, Diplomacy, Economy, empire-building, Factions, FlattyCraft, Governance, international relations, Minecraft, minecraft universe, pixel by pixel, Political, Political server, political simulation, power plays, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towny, utopian society, virtual nation

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

FlattyCraft – a political Minecraft server where players delve into the intricate world of governance and diplomacy amidst blocky landscapes. Navigate the complexities of international relations, forge alliances, or engage in strategic power plays as you build your empire pixel by pixel. Whether you aim to establish a utopian society or conquer lands with an iron fist, FlattyCraft offers a dynamic platform for political simulation within the beloved Minecraft universe. Join us and shape the destiny of your virtual nation today!

198.244.254.104:26820

Who Has His Back? Minecraft Server

aid, Allegiance, Allies, Assistance, BACKING, camaraderie, collaboration, Companionship, Defense, encouragement, friendship, loyalty, Minecraft, Protection, Reliability, Server, solidarity, support system, teamwork, Trust, Unity, Who has his back

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Magic Items Found:	5928
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, constantly looking over your shoulder for creepers and zombies? Well, fear no more because on our server, we’ve got your back! Literally. We have a team of highly trained virtual bodyguards who will protect you from any pixelated danger that comes your way. Need to go mining for diamonds? No problem, our bodyguards will clear the path for you and make sure you come back with all the shiny loot. Plus, they’re experts at building epic bases and can whip up a castle faster than you can say “Redstone.” So come join our server and never fear the darkness again!