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CraftyAzerOppMCServ

activism, Assassination, azerbaijan, brutal attack, Conflict, CraftyAzerOppMCServ, crime, Democracy, dies, Exile, Figure, France, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Justice, opposition, opposition movement, Politics, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Farms Harvested:	576
Divine Spears Created:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Zero Infinity Craft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	6034	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Animals Bred:	33
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	New Chunks Explored:	15933
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mines Excavated:	1388
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Items Found:	8761
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?