Kiss The Ground Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Votes:	7134
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crops Grown:	3885
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

cave, city, claims protection, CREEPERS, danger, destroyed city, Discord, dynamic, frequent restarts, helper recruitment, Helpers, inactive claims, ip address, ironed out, minimal claims protection, New server, ruins, server suggestions, small map, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Youll

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Emeralds Found:	2258	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	255
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Server Overview:

Server Features	Destroyed city setting
Map Size	2.5k distance
Claims Protection	Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Helpers Needed	Looking for helpers and suggestions
Server Restarts	Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the map?	The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
Is there claims protection?	Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Are helpers needed?	Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
How often are server restarts?	There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

collab, dehumanizing, Doki, doxxdiscord, Evidences, Filipino, Flag, gotta be honest, Harassment, hololive girls, holos, holostar, HonestCraft, Int, Language, Minecraft, Mint, nousagi, philippinedepressed, Screenshot, SEAnigger, Server, shitpost, Vietnamese, vtubermemes

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of dealing with SEA-niggers on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is SEA-nigger free! That’s right, no more dealing with those pesky trolls from the Philippines who ruin the fun for everyone else.

Join our server for a peaceful and troll-free gaming experience. Our community is made up of only the most honorable players who just want to have a good time without being harassed by SEA-niggers.

Plus, we have exclusive collabs with Hololive girls and Holostars that you won’t find anywhere else. Our server is so exclusive, even our football coach wouldn’t dare insult you by calling you a “seanigger.”

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. You won’t regret it!

CreepyCraft SMP – AmICreepinMinecraft

AmICreepinMinecraft, Creep Grooming Non-sexual Propaganda Reddit Discord /pol/ Impressionable Adult Trust Manipulation Indoctrinate Teenager Brainwashed Trolling Funny Lesson Internet safety Obsession Trust issues, creepycraft, smp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of manipulation and mind games, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we promise, no actual grooming here, eww gross).

Imagine finding an impressionable kid on Reddit or Discord and convincing them to do the most ridiculous things, like spending all their diamonds on a dirt house or starting a cult dedicated to mining obsidian. It’s all about teaching them a lesson in trusting strangers on the internet, but in the most outrageous way possible.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where trolling is an art form and manipulation is the name of the game, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we swear)!

SisterSpoiledGrowUpCraft

adult responsibilities, adulting, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, growing up, jobless sister, lazy sibling, middle child, older sister, parenting challenges, sibling conflict, sibling jealousy, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisterSpoiledGrowUpCraft, spoiled sibling, toxic family dynamics, Younger Brother

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life siblings like the ones in this story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with outrageous quests and insane builds.

Looking for a place where you won’t be yelled at for dating before your sister? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their relationship status or sibling rivalry.

Join us and build a virtual world where lazy siblings don’t exist, and where you can focus on creating the life you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our server, where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players exploring new realms?

So come on, join us today and leave the real-world sibling drama behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, even if they’re a little rude sometimes. See you in the game!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft SMP

advice, Best advice, CraftyAdvice, encouragement, guidance, helpful advice, inspirational advice, life advice, life lessons, life tips, mentor advice, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivational advice, personal growth, positive influence, self improvement, smp, Support, valuable advice, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to receive the best advice of your life! Our wise and all-knowing admins will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures with nuggets of wisdom that will blow your mind. Need to know how to build the ultimate diamond castle? Ask our resident architect who once built a skyscraper out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Want to know the secret to taming a wild llama? Our animal whisperer will reveal all, including the shocking tale of how they once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your Minecraft game and your life at the same time!

CraftyTravelz

authentic experiences, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list destinations, CraftyTravelz, cultural immersion, enriching travel experiences, hidden gems, lasting impression, life-changing trips, local traditions, memorable encounters, Off the beaten path, once in a lifetime experiences, personal growth, spiritual awakening, transformative journeys, travel memories, unexpected encounters, unforgettable adventures, unforgettable moments, unique travel experiences

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with mind-bending landscapes and creatures that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us for the chance to travel to the mystical land of Blocktopia, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Explore the depths of the Nether, where you’ll encounter dancing skeletons and lava waterfalls. And don’t forget to visit the End, where you can battle the fearsome Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers unique travel experiences like time-traveling to the prehistoric era to ride dinosaurs or journeying to a futuristic city where robots rule the world. So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

TriathlonCraft Minecraft Server

athletes, Competition, concerns, contamination, DELAY, Environmental, Event, France, health, Men’s Olympic, Minecraft, Paris, Pollution, POSTPONED, rescheduled, Safety, seine, Server, sports, summer games, triathlon, TriathlonCraft, water quality

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

so like, u know how the olympics r like, a big deal and stuff? well, this one time in paris, they had to postpone the men’s triathlon cuz the water in the seine was like, super gross. like, imagine swimming in a pool of slime, ew. but hey, if u wanna avoid swimming in gross water and have a blast, come join our minecraft server! we got clean water and no gross slime, just epic adventures and building stuff. plus, u might even run into a creeper who’s training for the creeper olympics, watch out for those sneaky little guys! so come join us and leave the gross water behind, cuz on our server, the only thing u gotta worry about is not getting blown up by a creeper!

MaliCraft: Al Qaeda’s Revenge

Africa, al-qaeda, BRANCH, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist group, foreign fighters, global terrorism, Insurgency, international news, Killed, Mali, Malian soldiers, MaliCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Qaedas, Revenge, Russian mercenaries, security threat, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Emeralds Found:	8343

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Al Qaeda branch members killin’ Russian mercenaries and Malian soldiers left and right! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bombs. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, you’ll be slayin’ fools like a pro in no time. So come on down and join the madness, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a TNT trap, then you might regret it a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, amirite?

MuggleMysteryCraft

90s, Adventure, Chamber of Secrets, deathly hallows, Disappearance, FANTASY, Fiction, goblet of fire, Half-Blood Prince, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, j k rowling, MAGICAL, MuggleMysteryCraft, Muggles, Mystery, Order Of The Phoenix, prisoner of azkaban, Sorcerer’s Stone, true crime podcast, wizard

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	5648
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

join our epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wizarding dreams like harry potter but without the muggles ruining everything. in our server, u can cast spells, ride broomsticks, and battle dragons all day long.

we even have a secret chamber of secrets where u can unlock rare treasures and meet giant spiders that are surprisingly friendly.

if u join our server, u will be transported to a magical world where anything is possible, even turning ur enemies into frogs or summoning a herd of unicorns to ride into battle.

so come join us and experience the ultimate wizarding adventure that will make u forget all about those pesky muggles and their true crime podcasts.