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Sweaty Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Are you tired of sweating it out in Fortnite and constantly getting owned by 12-year-olds with lightning-fast reflexes? Well, it’s time to ditch the battle royale scene and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be sweating over is how to build the most epic castle in all the land!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, battling zombie hordes with nothing but a potato, and trying to survive a night in the Nether without getting roasted by a fire-breathing ghast. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power (spoiler alert: it doesn’t actually exist, but hey, a player can dream).

So say goodbye to the stress of competitive gaming and hello to the wacky world of Minecraft where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough blocks to build that giant statue of a dancing llama. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to Fortnite…or reality, for that matter.

Well If You Put It Like That Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs!

Join us for epic battles against evil zombie llamas and mischievous creeper squirrels. Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of cheese, or maybe construct a giant statue of yourself made out of diamonds just because you can.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the rivers flow with salsa. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama rodeo event, where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arena, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, TopMine, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Emeralds Found:	6199
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

Awareness, CHANGED.., compassion, Crafty, creations, discrimination, education, Empathy, equality, Fighting, Humanity, ignorance, intolerance, Minecraft, old article, perspective, prejudice, racism, SANDNIGGERS, Server, social justice, societal issues, Understanding, WORTH..

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare set foot here.

Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most insane structures you can imagine. But be warned, the villagers here are a little… eccentric. One time, a group of them tried to start a revolution because they were tired of trading emeralds for useless junk.

And don’t even get us started on the sandniggers. They may look innocent, but rumor has it they’re secretly plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their sandy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a bunch of skeletons? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Neto SMP – Nether General

Bulls, captions, Carmillanon, Cheating, cringy, Cuckolding, cumdumpsters, darknation, dating guide, general, horny, impregnate, INFERIOR, Loyal, Nether, NETO, Netorare, NTR, smp, succubus, Tease, tempted, waifu, Wombs of the Gods

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	9708	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and scandalous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to witness the wildest NTR drama unfold right before your eyes. Our server is filled with cucks, bulls, and waifus who are all ready to stir up some trouble.

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll discover that your waifu might not be as loyal as you thought. Watch as your trust shatters with every post and realize that your waifu secretly hates you for being such a cringy cuck.

But that’s not all! Bulls, get ready to sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. Tease the cucks and enjoy their despair as you steal their precious waifus right from under their noses. And waifus, feel free to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love for big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a scandalous love triangle that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about loyalty and trust. See you on the server, if you dare!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage, Barbara, character builds, Chasca, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls, LYNEY, Maps, Minecraft, OP pastebin, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Sucrose, The First Great Magic, Third-Party Tools, weapon banner, Wiki

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	182
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Farms Harvested:	183

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Chasca’s fire arrows? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be in the blocky world!

Join us for insane events like the “Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls” where you can summon rare mobs and fight them for epic loot until December 16th! And don’t forget about our current character banner featuring Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – they’re ready to party with you in the pixelated realm.

But wait, there’s more! Our daily check-in rewards are so good, you’ll be logging in every day just to claim them. And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you richer than a diamond block.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with joy!

Deranged Minecraft SMP Edrone

CATALOG, Competition, console gaming, console rivalry, consolewar, deranged, dumbest things, edrone, edrones, exaggeration, fake ratings., false information, fanboys, forum posts, Gaming Community, LAUGH, lying.., metrics, Minecraft, online debates., smp, Video Game (Industry), winning

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or hilarity? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But that’s not all! We have a legendary tale of a player who built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the laws of physics and launched them into the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the time a player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, nothing is too wild on our server!

Sister’s Bullying Me Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, Emotional Abuse, family counseling, Family issues, Minecraft, self defense, Server, sibling aggression, sibling conflict, sibling dynamics, sibling mediation, sibling rivalry, sibling support, sibling violence, sister, sisters, toxic relationships

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Star Shards Collected:	52
Players Killed by Monsters:	519	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Void Gems Collected:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of getting bullied by your sister for not doing her ridiculous tasks in real life? Well, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all your anger by building a virtual world where you can beat up your sister (in-game, of course) without any consequences!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will help you forget all about your annoying sister. Build epic structures, fight off mobs, and make new friends who won’t bully you like she does. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your sister who’s boss in the virtual world!

CopaLib’s Banheirao Adventures – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have epic dance parties in the Nether!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We once had a player who built a rollercoaster that went through the End dimension, only to have it crash into a dragon mid-flight! True story.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly llama races where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle, and every full moon we hold a massive fireworks show that can be seen from space (if Minecraft had a space dimension, that is).

So come join us and embrace the madness! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen, because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules. Let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

Crafty Choku Minecraft Server

boys restroom, Choku, Crafty, Daily Choku, daily manga series, date invitation, friendless, Funny Comedy, high school, Manga, Minecraft, Mizuhashi Nao, Nico Tanigawa, nosebleeds, quirky, romance, Serika, Server, shy protagonist, slice of life, toilet games, turning world upside down, unconventional relationship, Watamote

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time like no other! Our server is filled with unconventional and quirky relationships, just like in this hilarious comedy by Nico Tanigawa. Imagine a world where girls poop in the men’s restroom and get nosebleeds all the time – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

In our server, you’ll meet characters like Mizuhashi Nao, a shy and friendless gamer who spends his breaks in the toilet. But watch out, because you might just run into an upperclassman like Serika, who will turn your world upside down with her crazy antics. Who knew a simple date invitation could lead to such madness?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, look no further! Join us now for a rain of shifting feelings and unforgettable moments. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!