Kiss Him! Not Me Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CabinCrafters – Refund Rant!

Airbnb, Apology, backyard, bad review, booking amount, cabin rental, CabinCrafters, camping, cleanliness, concerns, Hipcamp, host, mouse poop, next guests, privacy, private cabin, rant, refund, review, torn, Unclean, unprivate

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so clean, you could eat off the pixelated ground (but please don’t, that’s unsanitary). We promise no mouse poop in sight, unless you count the adorable mice mobs scurrying around.

And privacy? Oh, we’ve got privacy in spades! Our server is so private, it’s like playing Minecraft in your own personal fortress…except without the fortress part. But hey, who needs walls when you have the great outdoors (and by outdoors, we mean a virtual world)?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate in cleanliness and privacy…or at least a fun time with fellow players who may or may not be spying on your every move. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

ShadowFleetMC Server

Blacklist, embargo, ENERGY, EU, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Maritime, names, oil tankers, russia, Russian, sanctions, sanctions evasion, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, shadow fleet, ShadowFleetMC, Shipping industry, Trade, Vessels

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Gods Slained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 27 russian shadow fleet oil tankers sailing around causing chaos and mayhem! you can hop on board and join the crew, or battle against them to protect the environment! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? join now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there!

EUkraineCraft

accession negotiations, Approval, diplomatic talks, eastern europe, enlargement policy, EU-Ukraine relations, EUkraineCraft, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, formal, international relations, membership process., negotiation process, Opening, political decision making, Ukraine

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

so, like, u know how ukraine is like, super cool and stuff? well, this minecraft server is like, the ukraine of all servers. the european union totally approves of it, so u know it’s gotta be legit.

join this server and u’ll be like, part of the eu or something. u can build ur own little ukraine in the virtual world, complete with babushkas and borscht.

plus, ukraine has like, the best potatoes ever, so u know there’s gonna be tons of spuds on this server.

come join us and be a part of this epic journey to minecraft ukraine. because why not, right?

DumpsterFireCraft

Blaze, contained, Containment, Controlled, Damage, Destruction, Disaster, dumpster fire, DumpsterFireCraft, emergency, extinguish, Firefighters, Fires, flames, hazard, Loss, Prevention, Risk, Safety, Trash, Value

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Zombie Dances:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9952
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

yo, dis server be like a dumpster fire, but in a good way! we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush up in here. join us if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your minecraft life.

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that moo in perfect harmony. our villagers are known for throwing the best parties in all of minecraft land. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that.

our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. need a stack of diamonds? poof, it’s yours. wanna ride a dragon? consider it done. they make dreams come true faster than you can say “ender dragon.”

so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun. just watch out for the lava pits, they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves. but hey, what’s life without a little risk, amirite?

TombCrafters: Vintage Vino Discovery!

ancient artifacts, Ancient beverages, ancient civilizations, Ancient discovery, Archaeological research, archaeology, cultural heritage, discovery, Excavation, historical find, historical preservation, Oldest wine, preservation, Spanish history, Spanish tomb, Tomb excavation, Tomb exploration, TombCrafters, Vino, vintage, wine, Wine history, Wine production, wine tasting.

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got da OLDEST WINE EVERRR!!! like, 2,000 years old, dat’s older dan yo grandma’s grandma, bro. imagine sippin on dat ancient grape juice while buildin ur epic castle or fightin off creepers. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda luxury on any other server, trust meh. come join da fun and get turnt with sum ancient wine, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude. #winefordays #minecraftgoals #ancientturnup 🍷🏰🔥

HorizonMines – Season 3 – High quality Skymining!

bedrock edition, Box, content creators, crossplay, eastereggs, ELYTRA, Feedback, Fishing, Fun, Giveaways, Immersive, java edition, Map, Other, Possibilities, PvE, PvP, Pvparena, Revolutionize, Skymining, Skyminingpvp, Staff, Suggestions, Treasure Hunts, Tridents

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Farms Harvested:	950
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

HorizonMines is an small upcoming SKYMINING server that is looking to revolutionize the space with an actual skymining experience, elytra’s, a wonderfully build map and tons of eastereggs create an immersive and endless world of possiblities and to have fun. The goal of HorizonMines is to simply become the best skymining server out there, the best map, the best gameplay and the best experience. We are actively looking for staff, content creators and people whom can give feedback and suggestions so we can accomplish the goal of becoming the absolute best out there.

GiveawaysWe often host ingame and discord nitro giveaways in our discord for players, you can join our discord now with this link: https://discord.gg/spsTez8MNu

BEDROCK & JAVA SUPPORTWe are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition.You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!

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Discord: https://discord.gg/spsTez8MNuIP: HorizonMines.netBedrock IP: horizonmines.bedrock.minehut.ggWebsite: https://HorizonMines.netStore: https://store.horizonmines.net

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mc.horizonmines.net

Vanilla Java 1.21 SMP Server: The Sequel – Now with Extra Seasoning and Discord!

application, Cheating, Community, decent, Discord, Drama, EXTRA, fair, family, gameplay, Griefing, hermitcraft, java, Mature, Players, policy, pvp-ing, Reset, Season, Seasoning, Sequel, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Server Name	Seqcraft SMP
Gameplay	Vanilla Minecraft
Community Focus	Building a hermitcraft-minded community
World Reset	Approximately every major Java edition release
Server Rules	No stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate and *-ism
Age Range	13+ to 40+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How often does the world reset on Seqcraft SMP?

The world resets approximately every major Java edition release, which initiates a 7-day countdown to a new season.

2. What are the server rules regarding gameplay?

The server enforces a policy of “be fair and be decent” which includes no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate and *-ism, or excessive drama. Playing together and building starter bases close to spawn is encouraged.

3. Is there an age restriction to join Seqcraft SMP?

The server welcomes players aged 13+ to 40+, with a focus on having a mature community where adult behavior is expected. Younger members under 18 are allowed with vouching from existing members or by submitting a whitelist application.

4. How can I join Seqcraft SMP?

Instructions for whitelisting can be found in the server’s Discord channel #server-info: https://discord.gg/Nhwsaw96Rx

Crafty Slavs Minecraft Server

Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, russian women, Server, slavs, Won

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Russian women have taken over and are dominating the game like never before! Join us for a chance to witness these fierce ladies build the most epic structures with their bare hands and take on creepers with their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where the Russian women have hidden all the rarest diamonds and emeralds in the game. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim your share of the treasure?

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the infamous Russian bear riding a minecart through the server, causing chaos wherever it goes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness this wild spectacle!

So come join us on our server where Russian women won’t just steal your diamonds, they’ll steal your heart too. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else!

RebornCraft: Minecraft Server

determination, Endurance, Hope, IM LEARNIN TO TALK AGAIN, IM LEARNIN TO WALK AGAIN, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, patience, perseverance, persistence, physical therapy, progress, reborncraft, Recovery, Rehabilitation, resilience, self improvement, Server, strength, WAITED LONG ENOUGH, WHERE DO I BEGIN

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’re ready to learn how to walk and talk again! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so magical that it will teach you how to do basic human functions all over again.

Join us and witness the miracle of learning to walk and talk again in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life therapy when you can just play on our server and become a functional human being once more? Don’t wait any longer, come join us and start your journey to rediscovering your basic motor skills. It’s a whole new level of gameplay, literally!

WeightCheckMC Server

apology refusal, child’s health, child’s weight, childhood obesity, Communication Issues, daughter’s weight, family conflict, family disagreement, family dynamics, family outing, horse riding, horseback riding, mother-in-law, overweight child, parenting, pony ride, ranch visit, Safety concerns, Server, weight limit, weight management, WeightCheckMC

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Towns Built:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my mother-in-law weighing my kids before they ride ponies? Look no further! Join our server for some insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Reasons to join: 1. Weigh-ins before riding horses – just like at my mother’s ranch, we make sure you’re not too heavy for our virtual ponies. Safety first, folks! 2. Apology drama – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like when my wife demanded an apology for weighing the kids. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 3. Cold shoulders and accusations – Experience the thrill of being called a cruel asshole by your own family members, all while building epic structures in Minecraft. 4. Weather excuses – Just like my mom’s excuse for not letting the kids ride, we’ll come up with all sorts of crazy reasons for why things aren’t happening on the server. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who needs boring old gameplay when you can have drama, weight limits, and family feuds? It’s a virtual rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!