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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 367 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 2294 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.