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Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Towns Built:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

CrazyCraftin SMP

adventurous, AUDACIOUS, BIZARRE, bold, crazy, CrazyCraftin, Daring, eXtraordinary, EXTREME, IMPULSIVE, INSANE, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, RECKLESS, Risky, smp, Thrilling, UNBELIEVABLE, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, Wild

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

BlocktopiaCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

Allowed, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict Resolution, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Lai Ching-te, national day, nationalism, One China policy, political statements, regional politics, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan independence, TaiwanCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Towns Built:	4

so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

CHANGE, Despair, emotions, Environment, Future, Global, Hope, Humanity, Impact, Minecraft, optimism, outlook, Perception, perspective, pessimism, PIXEL, progress, Reflection, Server, society, Technology, uncertainty, VIBE, world

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Emeralds Found:	1152
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Anonymous writing, Book, book review, Captivating, Gripping, Intriguing, Literary Analysis, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 16027028, novel, page-turner, plot twist, reading, smp, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, yum

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	5556	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Emeralds Found:	7407	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

aita, circus, Community, Company, Development Team, Events, financial problems, Gifts, holiday season, KidCraft, Kids, knowledge, Meetings, monkeys, Outreach, Planning, Position, revenue stream, supervisory role, Time, volunteer

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ores Mined:	8320
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7224
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

adaptation, animal, Behavior, characteristics, Choice, CraftyCritters, Curiosity, Decision making, dream, FANTASY, Identity, imagination, Instincts, introspection, Nature, Personality, Pick, Preference, self reflection, spirit, Survival, transformation, wildlife

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Endless Night Skies:	1
Farms Harvested:	535	Dimension Hops:	13

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#youtube, Ara Ara button, ceres fauna, general, Hide, ignore grasshoppers, love Fauna, Media, member VODs, merch, Minecraft, Miss Fauna, New to Fauna, Outer Wilds Playlist, PALS, PIXEL, Promise 1st Anniversary, Report, saplings, Schedule, Server, short, Stream, stream status, twitter

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Emeralds Found:	9904
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

bad actors, BANKRUPTCY, Bankruptcy Proceedings, BBBYQ, Chapter 11, Cheng, class action, Cohen, DELAY, Directly Register Shares, DTC, Edition, gamestop, Holly Etlin, LARRY, Larry Cheng, Minecraft, NSCC, Podcast, pump and dump, RCCASE, Reverse Uno, Ryan, Ryan Cohen, Share Buyback Fraud, shareholders, short sellers, smp, ThePPShow

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magic Items Found:	7978
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!