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SpudCraft: Where potatoes reign supreme and the only mods are potato skins! Join us now!

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SpudCraft Minecraft Server
Overview:	SpudCraft is a Minecraft community focused on creating a safe and trusting environment for players to enjoy the game together. Features include a diamond economy system, easy access to spawn, voice chat mod, vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks, and a mature, interactive community.
Season:	Seventh season launched on July 5th
Website:	https://map.spudcraft.org/

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?	SpudCraft is a community brought together by a love for Minecraft, aiming to expand into a safe and trusting community.
What does SpudCraft offer?	Trust-based diamond economy system /spawn command for easy return to spawn Simple voice chat mod Essential datapacks for vanilla experience 15-year-old age requirement Kind, mature, and interactive community Collaborative build projects and events BlueMap for world exploration Custom world generation
How old is the current season of SpudCraft?	SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a month old.
How can I join SpudCraft?	Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

SluttyCraft Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex-girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more surprises than a box of chocolates (except you always know what you’re gonna get – pure chaos).
Join us if you want to experience a world where sheep can fly, pigs can talk, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug (which may or may not explode in your face). Our community is as diverse as a bag of Skittles – you never know who you’ll run into next.
And if you’re wondering where you can find more of that slut you met at the virtual bar last night, don’t worry – she’s probably building a castle in our server right now, ready to steal your diamonds and break your heart. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

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CryptoCraft SMP – “HODLing Blocks: Minecraft SMP”
ADA, Altcoin, Analysis, Blockchain, blocks, Cardano, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, Future, growth, hodl, hodling, Investment, long term, market, Minecraft, opportunity, Potential, price, profit, Risk, smart contracts, smp, Staking
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We once had a player who bought a diamond pickaxe for $2.5 and suddenly became the richest player on the server. Legend has it that they never looked back and lost track of time, spending hours upon hours mining for more precious diamonds.
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a group of friendly creepers who will trade with you for emeralds. Join us on this wild ride and let us redpill you on the true meaning of Minecraft madness!

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BabyCraftBattles
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister naming her baby Savery? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and excitement that rivals this family feud.
We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – just like the plot of this post. From changing baby names to heated text message exchanges, our server is full of unexpected surprises.
And just like the OP, you’ll have to navigate through tricky situations and make tough decisions. Will you stand up for what you believe in, even if it means facing backlash from your sister’s boyfriend? Or will you keep the peace and avoid getting involved in the drama?
Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual conflict resolution like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

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KindCraftSMP – Kindness from a Stranger
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So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building your epic castle on this wild Minecraft SMP, when suddenly a random player comes up to you and hands you a diamond sword with the words “For the epic battles ahead, my friend”. Turns out, this player was actually a secret agent from the Diamond Sword Guild, on a mission to spread joy and chaos in the land of blocks.
But that’s not all – another time, you were lost in the Nether, about to be devoured by a pack of angry zombie pigmen, when out of nowhere a player swoops in on a flying pig and rescues you, shouting “Fear not, for I am the Pigman Whisperer, here to save the day!”. Turns out, this player had a special bond with the pigmen and they owed him a favor or two.
And let’s not forget the time when a group of players organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate your birthday, complete with exploding creepers and flying llamas. It was a night to remember, filled with laughter, friendship, and a whole lot of chaos.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where kindness, absurdity, and epic adventures reign supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the craziest blocky community you’ll ever encounter. Who knows what kind of wild and wacky moments await you in this land of endless possibilities!

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BlockyBabesCraft
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by former porn stars who know all the juiciest secrets of the industry! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous gossip, epic builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous adult film director who will help you build the most epic redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. So come on, join us and uncover the hidden world of the porn industry in Minecraft!

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BridgeWars Minecraft Server
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Yo, so like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Ukraine straight up takes down bridges and cuts off Russian forces? It’s like a real-life battle happening in the game, but with blocks and stuff. Join this server if you wanna be a part of the action and help Ukraine take down those pesky Russian forces. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of such a crazy and intense storyline in Minecraft? So come on, join now and be a hero in this epic virtual war!

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BridgingBlocks: CeaseFireFun
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so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the vibes are just, like, totally rad.
if you join, you’ll be part of this epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the nether. but be warned, there are creepers lurking around every corner, ready to blow you up real good.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.
plus, our admin Blinken is like a wizard with redstone, he can make anything happen. he even built a roller coaster that goes through the end portal and back again. it’s wild, man.
so come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of snacks, cuz things are gonna get wacky up in here.

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DroughtCraft: Urbanized Chaos
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lol u ever heard of a minecraft server that causes extreme drought? well, u have now! our server is so lit that it actually affects the weather patterns in the game. join us and watch as your crops wither away and your animals beg for water. it’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge. plus, if u manage to survive the drought, u get a special trophy made out of dried up dirt blocks. come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to beat mother nature in minecraft!

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BirdCraft: Where the chickens rule the land and the players are just winging it! Join our flock today for a feather-tastic time! 🐔

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BirdCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft Java SMP
Age Requirement	21+
Season	Season 5
Update	1.21
Features	Monthly events, build contests, active Discord community, diamond-based economy, client side mods allowed
Website	https://birdcraft.org/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is PVP required on the server?

No, PVP is entirely voluntary on the server.

2. Do you have any age restrictions?

Yes, the server is for players aged 21 and above.

3. What kind of events do you host?

We host monthly events and build contests for our community.

4. Can I use client side mods on the server?

Yes, client side mods such as maps are encouraged on the server.

5. When did Season 5 start?

Season 5 started on the 27th of July.