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Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, 2nd anniversary, 2nd Anniversary Commander’s Report, Android, Beat the Gun, cinderella, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, d.., Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Flora, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Glass Princess, grave, HARVESTER, Ios, killer wife, maintenance, Minecraft, Missilis, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke origin, Nikke Satellite, Nikkes, November 21, PC, Secret Garden, secret party cleaner, September 2024, Server, Special Recruit, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magic Items Found:	3499	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more action-packed events than you can shake a diamond sword at. Join us for the SECRET GARDEN event where you can battle mythical creatures and uncover hidden treasures from November 21 to December 5.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got a Union Raid happening from November 22 to November 27 where you can team up with your friends to take down epic bosses. And don’t forget about Co-op: Harvester from November 22 to November 24 where you can compete to see who can gather the most resources.

And if you’re looking to spice up your character, we’ve got special recruits like Grave and Flora available for a limited time. Dress to impress with our Costume Passes like Cinderella: Glass Princess and D: Killer Wife: Secret Party Cleaner.

But wait, there’s more! Stay tuned for our upcoming Costume Pass Volume: Beat the Gun where you can show off your killer style. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you there!

The Cuck Porn Connoisseur Minecraft SMP

connoisseur, coping mechanisms, cuck, cuck porn, disgusted, favorite artist, hurting, intrusive thoughts, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health struggles, mindfulness, Minecraft, porn, rps, seeking help, self-care, Shocked, smp, Support, Therapy

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Picture this: your favorite artist posting cuck porn and you being so disgusted and shocked that you start having intrusive thoughts in the game. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. We have a whole community of players who have dealt with intrusive thoughts and crazy scenarios in the game. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cuck porn scandal of your own (just kidding… maybe).

MetroMC

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

[LATEST VERSION] [NEWLY RELEASED] MetroMC is a unique and cool Minecraft 1.21 SMP! Metro is filled with some crazy content including Custom Terrain, Clue Scrolls, a Dynamic Economy, and more! We focus on creating the best community possible, making sure everyone is heard. We can guarentee you will have an amazing time playing, so come give it a shot!

join.metromc.net

Shorty’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, DATING, FEMCEL, height, Heightism, incel community, Insecurities, Loneliness, MANLET, Minecraft, Misogyny, online dating, Party, rejection, rejection issues, relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, short, Shortys, social interactions, Standards, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Farms Harvested:	924	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2177	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29

Are you tired of being harassed by femcels who think they can lower your standards just because you’re a 5’3 manlet? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky femcels! Join us and build your own kingdom where height doesn’t matter and femcels are banned for life. Who needs love when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company? Say no to femcels and yes to a blocky paradise where you can be the king of your own world. Join now and leave those femcels in the dust where they belong!

haha i hate myself Minecraft SMP

desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, hate, hate myself, io, Ip:, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, Server, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mods that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join our community of misfits and meme lords as we build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From a giant toilet castle to a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you!

What are Minecraft servers like Horizons End ?

Active, Community, Custom Coded, Domination, Economy, endless possibilities, Exploration, Factions, Galaxy, Growing, hyperspace, Ip:, Minecraft, nation, Pirates, Planets, PvP, Server, SETTLEMENT, Space, Starship, Survival, Welcoming, Wiki

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1790
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Some similar Minecraft servers to Horizons End include:

1. Galacticraft: Galacticraft is a server that focuses on space exploration and colonization. Players can build their own rockets and travel to different planets, create colonies, and participate in space-themed activities.

2. Pixelmon: Pixelmon is a server that combines Minecraft with the popular Pokemon franchise. Players can catch, train, and battle Pokemon in a Minecraft world, adding a unique twist to the traditional Minecraft gameplay experience.

3. Starbound: Starbound is a server that takes players on a journey through the galaxy, where they can explore and colonize different planets, fight off alien enemies, and uncover the mysteries of the universe. It offers a similar space exploration theme to Horizons End .

4. Space Engineers: Space Engineers is a server that focuses on building and designing spacecraft, space stations, and other space-related structures. Players can work together to create intricate space systems and engage in cooperative gameplay.

5. Astral Imperium: Astral Imperium is a server that offers a mix of survival, exploration, and space-themed gameplay. Players can explore a vast universe, build their own bases, and participate in faction-based warfare for control of territories.

These servers offer a similar experience to Horizons End , with their own unique twists and features that make them worth checking out for players looking for immersive and exciting gameplay experiences in Minecraft.

play.horizonsend.net

Cool Chinese Protagonists Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, atomic bomb, Bomb, Chinese, Cool, cucks, Cultural differences, historical events, international relations, japanese, Korean, Masculinity, Minecraft, Protagonists, self-inserting, Server, spineless, Stereotypes, vaginas, video games, War Crimes, WWII

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as dropping a bomb on Hiroshima? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will leave you questioning your life choices (in a good way, of course).

Join us and experience the thrill of self-inserting into fearless warriors who aren’t afraid of anything – especially not vaginas. Take on epic quests, build incredible structures, and unleash your inner badass as you conquer the virtual world like a boss.

So why settle for boring protagonists when you can join our server and become a legendary hero in your own right? Trust us, one bomb just isn’t enough to contain all the excitement waiting for you here. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Tony (on his burner account) posting again about how much he loves Minecraft SMP

Account.., anonymous post, Burner, burner account, cody, digital diary, emotional, friendship, Heartfelt, Hidden feelings, longing, lost connection, Loves.., Minecraft, misses, Nostalgia, online confession, Posting, Reminiscing, smp, social media, Tony, unrequited love, virtual presence, yearning

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3974	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	80	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the drama never stops and the laughs never end.

Picture this: Tony, on his super secret burner account, is constantly posting about how much he misses Cody. Who is Cody? Nobody knows, but the mystery surrounding their relationship is enough to keep everyone on the edge of their seats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Sheep Whisperer, a player who has tamed every sheep in the land and built a massive wool empire. Rumor has it that they communicate with the sheep through interpretive dance.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Chance No Minecraft Server

BELIEF, believe in yourself, chance, determination, encouragement, FAITH, Hope, keep going, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, opportunity, optimism, perseverance, positivity, Possibility, resilience, second chance, self-belief, self-confidence, Server, Support

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds (virtual because we can’t actually give you real diamonds, sorry not sorry).

Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. But don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once you get to know him. Plus, he’s a great conversation starter at parties.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and bust a move. Just be careful not to accidentally start a dance battle with a zombie, they take their dance-offs very seriously.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! And remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships made on our server are for infinity and beyond.

Respect the Block Minecraft SMP

athlete, BLOCK, Brazilian, Commitment, Dedication, determination, Excellence, football, hard work, inspiration, lightweight, Minecraft, neymar, PROFESSIONAL, Respect, Role Model, skillful, smp, Soccer, Sportsmanship, success, talent, teamwork

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Have you ever wanted to play Minecraft with a professional soccer player? Well, look no further because on our server, Neymar is a regular player! That’s right, you can team up with Neymar himself to build epic structures and dominate in PvP battles.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Legend has it that if you can find the base, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and gold blocks. Just be careful of the traps set by our resident prankster, who loves to troll unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in Minecraft!