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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 3295 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server!
Are you tired of boring, well-controlled servers? Do you enjoy a little chaos in your gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us for a wild ride where vehicle controls are intentionally janky and frustrating. It’s like playing Tomb Raider on hard mode, but in Minecraft!
Who needs smooth sailing when you can have a bumpy, unpredictable experience every time you hop into a vehicle? It’s been 3 games and we still haven’t figured out how to make them work properly – and we love it that way!
Come join us for a laugh, a challenge, and a whole lot of WTF moments. You won’t find another server quite like ours – because we’re too busy having fun breaking all the rules!
