kingjacob105shorts Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelPardon Minecraft Server

Accountability, AMERICANS, collusion, election manipulation, government corruption, investigative journalism, julian assange, mainstream media, Media, Minecraft, news coverage, Pardon, PixelPardon, political scandal, reddit, russian interference, Server, sworn testimony, transparency, trump, truth-seeking, us elections, Whistleblower

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/800	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7526	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Build your own crazy creations, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in our one-of-a-kind world.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Julian Assange himself has hidden a secret treasure on our server, and only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind Trump’s shady dealings and earn yourself a pardon in the process?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyDemocracy

authoritarian threat, authoritarianism, Censorship, Challenges, Corruption, CraftyDemocracy, Democracy, democracy advocacy, democracy protection, freedom, Global, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, India politics, International, Nations, Political, Protect Democracy, threat assessment, US group

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/800	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

u ever been on a minecraft server so lit that even the US group Protect Democracy is talkin bout it? yea, that’s right, we got the most lit server in all of minecraft land. we got mobs that do the cha cha slide, creepers that explode in confetti, and villagers that drop mad loot.

but wait, there’s more! our server is so epic that even the authoritarian threats in india are shakin in their boots. they know they can’t mess with us cuz we got the power of democracy on our side. join our server now and help us protect democracy, one block at a time.

so come on down to the craziest, wildest, most insane minecraft server you’ll ever see. join us and be a part of history in the making. cuz on this server, anything is possible. even peace in india.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, female gamers, Friends, Fun, Gaming, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Roleplaying, Server, Survival, survival mode, Unique, virtual world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/100	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Votes:	7122

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

xmif.vanillaboxmc.ru

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

44985USNC9SB4499RNB6D9SB4MPSZ, ANURBT5, BT459RHNS6, CATCHABOOK, Drive folder, Ellen Character Demo, Ellen Character Teaser, Lore Teaser, Minecraft, MQ8D4BPDR, Official Twitter Account, Oh Ellen Please, Redeemable Codes, Scissors, Server, Shark Tail, Trailer, U9TTLM6AVXTNDQAS, Website, Where the Miracle Began, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, ZENLESSLAUNCH, ZenlessZoneZero, ZZZ stickers, ZZZ2024, ZZZFREE100, ZZZTVCM

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/600	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards like a diamond-studded shark tail or a pair of enchanted scissors that can cut through anything (even obsidian)!

Our server lore is so epic, it will make you question reality itself. Discover where the miracle began in the Zenless Zone Zero and uncover secrets that will blow your mind (and possibly your blocky avatar).

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes that will make you richer than a Minecraft villager with a diamond mine. Claim your freebies and show off your ZZZ stickers to the world. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

NoWorkToday Minecraft Server

career burnout, career dissatisfaction, career fulfillment, career longevity, daily grind, don’t want to go to work, feeling overwhelmed, job dissatisfaction, job dread, job frustration, lack of motivation, long term career, Minecraft, NoWorkToday, Server, work, work dread, work exhaustion, work stress, work struggles, Work Woes, work-life balance

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/800	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Potions Brewed:	144	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Tired of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape the responsibilities of the real world! Build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and fight off zombie accountants trying to steal your diamonds. Who needs a job when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!

TreeBeGone Minecraft Server

Asshole, Benefits, boundary line, cost, demand letter, dog, Drama, drip system, electric collar, false boundary, Fence, Lawyer, maintenance, Minecraft, neighbors, property dispute, property line, Removal, seedlings, Server, survey, TreeBeGone, Trees

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/900	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Towns Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Potions Brewed:	165	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2487
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama-seeking, manipulative, and rude neighbors are a thing of the past! Join us and leave behind the real world troubles of demanding letters and psychological damage claims from your neighbors.

On our server, you can let your dog roam free without fear of causing any “psychological damage” to anyone. In fact, our server is so dog-friendly that we have a special area just for your furry friends to play and explore.

And if you ever find yourself in a property dispute with your neighbors, don’t worry – our server boundaries are clearly marked and there are no misplaced trees or drip systems to deal with. Plus, our in-game lawyers are always ready to help you navigate any tricky situations.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players and mobs. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have a whole community of Minecraft friends to explore, build, and have fun with?

NoWeedInMyMinecraftVacay

#security clearance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, dependency, drug use, guest etiquette, house rules, illegal substances, Marijuana, NoWeedInMyMinecraftVacay, offensive, out of state guest, parenting, Preference, recreational drug use, smoking weed, toddlers, UNCOMFORTABLE, vacation, Vaping, young children

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/400	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6708	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for weed and only high levels of fun! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like dealing with unwanted guests who want to mail weed to your house.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially for young children who definitely don’t want to be around high people. We don’t judge anyone for their choices, but we do judge those who think it’s okay to smoke weed in our pixelated paradise.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your Minecraft castle. Say no to weed, say yes to crafting!

TasteBudTerror Minecraft Server

aesthetic vs taste, culinary disappointment, culinary letdown, deceptive, DISAPPOINTING, flavor deception, flavor letdown, food aesthetics, food appearance, food fails, food presentation, Minecraft, misleading appearance, Server, taste buds tricked, taste deception, taste disappointment, taste perception, TasteBudTerror, unappetizing, unpalatable, visual appeal, visually appealing

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/800	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Players Killed by Monsters:	737
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Villages Defended:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Potions Brewed:	175
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	4524
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our world is filled with mysterious foods that look incredibly appetizing but will make your character gag when they take a bite. From rainbow-colored cakes that taste like dirt to golden apples that taste like rotten eggs, our server will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate the culinary chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Watch as these feathered friends bust out their best moves and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you keep up with their fancy footwork?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a mischievous group of llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to get too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

BlockyBonerBay

awkward, awkward silence, BlockyBonerBay, Caught, Confrontation, EMBARRASSMENT, EXCUSE, Explanation, Guilty, Personal, pornography, privacy, reaction, secret, shame, shock, Surprise, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/100	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchantments Applied:	268
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of getting caught watching porn and having to explain yourself? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-judgment policy when it comes to your browsing habits! Join us and never worry about awkward encounters again as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory while keeping your internet history safe and sound! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about those embarrassing moments in no time! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to porn-related mishaps forever!

MoscowCraft: Banned Times

banned, Censorship, foreign policy, freedom of press, international relations, Journalism, Media, media ban, Moscow, Moscow Times, MoscowCraft, News, organization, Outlaws, Politics, press freedom, russia, russia news, Russian government, Russian media, Russian politics, Times, undesirable

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/200	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

haha u know what else is ‘undesirable’? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got creepers that do the kalinka dance, villagers that speak in russian accents, and a secret underground base where putin himself plays minecraft all day. join us and become part of the most epic russian adventure since boris and natasha went looking for moose and squirrel. da, comrade, da!