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Money Minecraft SMP Maker

budgeting, cost of living, earnings, financial challenges, financial hardship, financial literacy, financial misconceptions, financial reality, Financial Stability, financial struggles, Financials, income, living expenses, maker, Minecraft, minimum wage, MONEY, monthly income, Paycheck, POVERTY, salary, smp, wages

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Mines Excavated:	3945	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the real truth behind how much money she makes! Rumor has it, she’s actually a secret millionaire who funds her lavish lifestyle through selling virtual diamonds in-game. But shh, don’t tell anyone or she might ban you from the server! Plus, we have epic PvP battles, hilarious pranks, and a secret underground base filled with treasure. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the next Minecraft mogul! Join now and uncover the mysteries of her wealth – it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

Stratix SMP

active community, Adventure, building, Community Events, competitive, Cooperative gameplay, Custom Items, Dynamic Economy System, Economy, economy server, Exploration, multiplayer, open world, Player Economy, player interaction, Player Shops, player-driven economy, player-owned territories, pregenerated world, PvP, Roleplaying, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Potions Brewed:	36
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to **Stratix SMP** (minecraft 1.21.3)

Embark on an unforgettable journey in the Stratix SMP server, where creativity meets community! With engaging gameplay mechanics, and a thriving player-driven economy, .Stratix offers an experience like no other.

Key Features:

Survival SMP: Explore a pregenerated world, build your empire, and claim your territory. Player Economy: Trade, sell, and grow your wealth with our dynamic economy system. Active Community: Join forces or compete with players in a welcoming and engaging environment. Custom Items: Free and acquirable through gameplay

We are currently in development stage, and we are currently looking for more players who are willing to play on the server! minecraft version: 1.21.3 Server IP: 23.129.100.132 Discord: discord.gg/yhAAC2TVHm

23.129.100.132

WhimsiWoods

Adventure, Community, Features, Minecraft, Server, smp, Survival, tight-knit, WhimsiWoods

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

WhimsiWoods is a new Minecraft SMP server that accepts and welcomes all people who would like to join our awesome community.

We are always implementing new features and have a tight knit community that enjoys interacting with one another.

Come join our server today and start your adventure 🙂

play.whimsiwoods.net

Blonde White Women Minecraft Server

BLONDE, blonde women, demonize white men, discrimination, double standards, feminism, feminism movement, gender dynamics, gender equality, immigration, leftist ideologies, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Privilege, protected class, racial bias, Server, Social Issues, societal hierarchy, societal norms, societal standards, Stereotypes, White, white women, Women

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziest adventures in blocky land!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with rare items and enchanted gear. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even befriending a creeper who loves to dance to disco music.

Eternal Seethe Minecraft SMP

controversy, criticism, divisive opinions, ETERNAL, eternal seethe, fan reactions, Fandom, Gaming Community, gaming culture, heated discussions, internet drama, Minecraft, online forums, Outrage, passionate fans, popular media, seethe, series, smp, social media, toxic behavior, V, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	80
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the chaos of a world where creepers ride pigs, skeletons wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for throwing wild parties and challenging players to dance-offs. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your jealous friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a secret underground village of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sweet moves to impress your fellow players.

So why does this series cause so much eternal seethe on /v/? Because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

RamenCraft

active community, Bedrock Support, Community, Community Based, Cross-Play, Drop Parties, Economy, engaged players, Events, Gaming, happy players, Infinite Adventures, infinite survival, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, RamenCraft, Roleplay, Server, Survival, YouTuber, YouTuber owner

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

RamenCraft is a community-based infinite survival server with bedrock support, an active community, and a YouTuber owner who regularly plays and records on the server. RamenCraft regularly hosts drop parties and other events to keep players engaged and happy. Infinite Adventures Await!

play.ramencraft.com

CraftyFish Minecraft Server

alpha bone edition, Community, CraftyFish, Cross-thread, discussion, forum, Gaming, general, Hooklinesinker, Minecraft, mod manager, Mods, ONLINE, Previous thread, Resources, Server, Support, thunderstore, Tips, Tricks, Updates, Webfishing, Wiki

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1029
Votes:	169	Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to the Alpha Bone Edition Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous.

Join us for a wild ride through our ResourcesWiki, where you can learn all the tips and tricks to dominate the game. Need some extra spice in your gameplay? Check out our mods from the Thunderstore, guaranteed to make your Minecraft experience more lit than a Nether portal.

But wait, there’s more! Our Mod Manager is so advanced, it can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber and your armor into a magical unicorn costume. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate block-building, creeper-blasting, diamond-mining legend. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, or you might end up in a battle more epic than the War of the Roses. See you in the pixelated world, fellow gamers!

Arresting Blocks Minecraft SMP

arrest procedures, arrest warrants, arresting, blocks, Country, criminal charges, Diplomacy, diplomatic immunity, enforcement, extradition, extradition treaties, foreign relations, government response, international law, international relations, justice system, law enforcement, legal action, legal consequences, Minecraft, political implications, smp, US

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Emeralds Found:	7047	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the chaotic showdown between countries trying to enforce arrest warrants! Will the US send in their army of creepers and skeletons to protect their citizens? Or will the other countries unleash their secret weapon of ender dragons and zombie pigmen? Only on our server will you find out the hilarious outcome of this epic battle! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of international drama and pixelated warfare!

4chan Server: MP4 & AV1 Minecraft Server

(Audio), 4chan, av1, confusion, debate, Digital Media, discussion, file types, Forums, HEVC, internet, Minecraft, mp4, multimedia, Online Community, Online platforms, Server, Technology, Technology Trends, video formats, video streaming, webm

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest technology like audio, hevc, or av1? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we don’t even need those things! Why waste your time listening to audio when you can create your own epic sound effects with your mouth? Who needs hevc when you can just squint really hard to see better graphics? And av1? Pshhh, that’s so last year. Join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft where the lack of audio, hevc, and av1 is actually a selling point! Trust us, it’s totally not because we couldn’t figure out how to add them in. Join now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, alabaster calling card, Archive, Aris, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, general, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4585	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you’ll have to serenade a creeper to sleep or face the consequences! And don’t forget about the “Total Assault: Hieronymus” event where you’ll have to face an urban legend with insane torment and red damage – good luck surviving that!

But wait, there’s more! How about taking on “The Fury of Set” in the Limit Break Assault event where you’ll have to wear light armor and battle it out in the field? Or maybe you’d prefer the “Total Assault: Goz” event where you’ll be trapped indoors with insane torment and red damage – sounds like a party, right?

Join now and experience 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions like never before! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a limited time banner featuring characters like Satsuki, Chiaki, and Ako in a dress – because who doesn’t want to see Ako slay in a fabulous gown while fighting off zombies?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world of Minecraft!