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LootCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, art program, baby, Boyfriend, college, Commute, dorm, family, financial support, graduation trip, husband, independent, living situation, loan, Lootcraft, Minecraft, package, rent free, safety net, salary, savings, Server, sister, stay at home mom, tuition, University, Utilities, wellness

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8323
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	217	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a stay-at-home mom who unknowingly funded her sister’s secret apartment for a whole school year!

Imagine the chaos of finding out your sister has been living with her boyfriend while you’ve been paying for her luxurious apartment. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Will you choose to cut off your sister financially and watch the drama unfold? Or will you take on her friend as a renter and navigate through the family feud?

With free utilities (even wifi!) and unexpected plot twists around every corner, this server is sure to keep you on your toes. Join now and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and questionable financial decisions!

GroceryGriefCraft

accounting purposes, Communication, cottage rental, financial etiquette, financial fairness, food waste, Generosity, groceries, GroceryGriefCraft, group dynamics, group trips, leftovers, refusing to pay, shared expenses, split costs, trip with friends, unexpected bills, unexpected charges, unexpected costs, unexpected expenses

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a group of friends went on a weekend trip to a cottage. They bought way too much food and left most of it behind. Now, the organizer of the trip wants everyone to pay for the leftovers they took home separately. Can you believe that? It’s like a real-life Minecraft drama unfolding right before your eyes!

But wait, there’s more! One of the friends accidentally broke the host’s blender and offered to pay for it. Another friend insisted they split the cost. And on top of that, someone bought everyone drinks one night. It’s like a Minecraft soap opera with twists and turns at every corner.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected alliances, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a hilarious journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few diamond swords along the way.

AllNighterMC Server

“Youth, all nighter, AllNighterMC, Caffeine, college, Commitment, DEADLINE, determination, exhaustion, Experience, high school, late night, Memories, productivity, Server, sleep deprivation, sleepless nights, stress, studying, tiredness, work, young

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3433
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Picture this: you’re a Minecraft newbie, just starting out on a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma wanna join in on the fun. We’re talking about a server where the creepers dance to disco music, the zombies wear top hats, and the pigs ride around on flying carpets.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you pull an all-nighter on this server, you’ll be granted the power to shoot diamonds out of your fingertips. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From your fingertips.

So, how old were you when you pulled your first all-nighter? Was it to harness the power of diamond fingers? Or maybe you were just too busy building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back. Whatever the reason, this server is calling your name. Join us and let the madness begin!

DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

Adventure, amazing dream, BIZARRE, dream analysis, dream experience, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream realm, dream symbolism, DreamCraft, fantastical, lucid dreaming, Metaphysical, Mind Blowing, OTHERWORLDLY, outlandish, strange, subconscious, surreal, Ultimate, unforgettable, weird dream

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams become reality (kind of)!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay enchanted eggs that can grant you unimaginable powers. Will you be the one to find and befriend this majestic beast?

So if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!

EggcellentMcBreakfast

Australia, breakfast hours, breakfast menu, concerns, dining options, egg shortage, egg supply, EggcellentMcBreakfast, fast food, food service, food shortage, limited availability, limited menu, McDonalds, meal options, morning hours, morning routine, morning rush, Restaurant (Industry), restrictions, supply chain

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Falling into the Void:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

lol imagine if u were just tryna get ur mcmuffin fix and mcdonald’s was like nah fam u can’t have brekkie right now cuz we ran outta eggs lmao. but don’t worry, u can join our epic minecraft server instead where we never run outta eggs cuz we got chickens for days, like seriously our chicken farm is lit af. plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with all the mcmuffins u could ever want, so come join us and never worry about breakfast again. also, our server has a rollercoaster made entirely out of mcmuffins, so yeah, u definitely wanna be a part of this madness.

ImperialCraft: Time Warp!

fahrenheit, foot, GALLON, Imperial system, Imperial system nightmare, ImperialCraft, Measurement, Mile, Nightmare, Pound, Time, time confusion, time conversion, Time management, time measurement, time tracking, time units, time units in Imperial system, time units nightmare, timekeeping, unit conversion, units of measurement, Warp, YARD

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Votes:	2603
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimension Hops:	13

lol this server is like a wild ride through a jungle filled with creepers and zombies but also unicorns and rainbows. like imagine if time was measured in how many chickens you could juggle while riding a pig, that’s how crazy this server is. join us if you want to experience the chaos of building a castle out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the best dancers. come join the fun!

HotFaceCraft

age and health, age-related diseases, age-related illnesses, diabetes, diabetes and facial ageing, eye temperature, eye temperature correlation, facial ageing, facial health, facial temperature, facial temperature analysis, facial temperature differences, facial temperature patterns, facial temperature research, facial temperature studies, facial temperature trends, health conditions, HotFaceCraft, temperature variations

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

join our epic minecraft server where your face temperature actually determines your age and health status! if your eye temperature is higher, you might have diabetes or some other crazy disease! but don’t worry, our virtual doctors are here to help you out with potions and enchanted apples. come join the fun and see if you can beat the heat and stay forever young in our pixelated world!

Survival No Resets

Build anywhere, building, Community, cost commands, Costcommands, Crafting, Day, Discord, Exploration, Fireball, kill mobs, Lightning, Minecraft, MONEY, multiplayer, night, No Resets, not whitelisted, Online Map, PvP, Server, Shop, Survival, Time, time is money, Timeismoney, weather

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Time is Money /shop and cost commands /day /night /weather Build anywhere you would like Kill mobs for money we have a online Map and Discord Join Now not whitelisted

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SpudCraft: Where potatoes rule the world and creepers run scared! Join now for the ultimate tuber adventure!!

Adventure, age requirement, application, Bluemap, Collaborative, Community, CREEPERS, Custom World Generation, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Friends, Game Nights, hermitcraft, Interactive, Join, Map, Mature, Minecraft, Potatoes, rule, RUN, Scared, smp, Spawn, SpudCraft, TUBER, Ultimate, voice chat, world

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

SpudCraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Trust-based economy	Similar to HermitCraft
/spawn command	Easy way to get back to spawn
Voice chat mod	Like in HermitCraft
Vanilla gameplay	Essential datapacks included
Age requirement	15 years old for maturity reasons
Community	Kind, mature, interactive

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We’ve developed a small but close-knit group that we aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

Trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
Easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
Simple voice chat mod, like in HermitCraft
Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks
15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons
Kind, mature, interactive community
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/
Custom world generation, no mods required

SpudCraft is set to update and reset for our seventh season on July 5th! Joining now would be the perfect time to check out our map and meet some friends before the new season launches.

What are you waiting for? Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

FaunaCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, based opinion, chosen ones, elite club, elitist, Entertainment, Fauna, FaunaCraft, game players, hololive, Kiara, Minecraft, Online Community, put together, sad friendship, Server, streaming, talent, talented friends, unbased opinion, Virtual talents, Vtuber

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that joining is like being chosen to be a part of an elite club, just like Hololive! Our players are the “chosen ones” who are here because of their incredible talent in the game.

Join us and become friends with only the most talented players, just like Kiara from Hololive suggests! Who needs friends who aren’t the best at Minecraft anyway? We’re all about that elite gaming life.

So come on, join our server and show off your skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll be chosen to be a part of our exclusive group of talented players. Just like Hololive, but in Minecraft form!