king recaps Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Troll Body Minecraft Server

bodily functions, bodily reactions, bodily reactions to emotions, bodily surprises, Body, body trolling, body’s tricks, confusion, Disappointment, emotional response, feeling, first kiss, Frustration, mind games, Minecraft, physical sensations, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception, Server, sexual encounters, sexual experiences, troll, unexpected reactions

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the same rush as your first kiss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and possibly even finding your virtual soulmate. Who needs real-life relationships when you can feel like you just came from a kiss every time you log on? Plus, we guarantee that there will be no unexpected surprises like finding no cum when you get home. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft love story!

RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP

affordable living, behind the wheel hours, BROKE, Drivers license, driving lessons, driving school, drop shipping, Ebay, finances, Girlfriend, income, Maryland law, moving out, parents, Paycheck, POVERTY, Rent, RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP, reselling, side hustles, work

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Secret Passages Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of being a broke adult living with your parents and unable to afford driving lessons or a girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the real world struggles by building your dream home and driving virtual cars without needing a license. With outrageous rent prices and crazy side hustles like selling virtual items on eBay, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, with a community of players who understand your struggles, you’ll never feel alone again. So come join us and start living your best virtual life today!

HonBar

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	289	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to Hon’Bar, the Ultimate Minecraft SMP Stop! Hon’bar is a community-centric Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and collaborate. With a strong emphasis on community interaction, Hon’bar fosters a welcoming environment for players of all ages and play styles. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an adventurer seeking epic quests, or someone who enjoys socializing with fellow gamers, Hon’bar offers a space where everyone can find their niche. Join the community, embark on exciting adventures, and create lasting memories in this vibrant Minecraft world!

which-typically.joinmc.link

UA Danylo Server

1.21.2, All, Danylo, kyiv, Minecraft, Server, Survival, UA Danylo Server, Ukraine, welcome

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

My name is Danylo. I’m from Kyiv, Ukraine. It’s my survival minecraft 1.21.2 server. See ou on my server. Welcome ALL.

93.188.35.17

Blocky Trillion Game Minecraft Server

adult content, blocky, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, debate, discussion, explicit content, forum, Game, Gaming Community, gaming culture, internet, mature themes, Minecraft, online discussion, opinion, Regulation, Server, Sluts edition, social media, Thread, Trillion, Trillion game, video game

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sluts edition! Why no thread? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons to worry about silly threads.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner slut shine! Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared to leave your dignity at the door – because on this server, anything goes!

Movie SMP for Truecels

action, Cinema, classic, comedy, Drama, emotional, FANTASY, film, Horror, incel, independent, lonely, MODERN, Movie, movies, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thought-provoking, Thriller, Truecels, Underrated

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	2478	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Are you tired of being a truecel in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a movie for truecels, where you can finally be the hero of your own story. Imagine a world where you can slay dragons, build epic fortresses, and even find love (in the form of virtual Minecraft villagers, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Creeper King, where you can challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest truecel fantasies in blocky, pixelated glory. Who needs movies when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

Gladia Earth

Earth, MCMMO, Minecraft Geopolitical Towny Real world map Diplomacy War Towns Nations Alliances Resources Army Conquer Strategy PvP Economy Survival Adventure Exploration Building Roleplay, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Void Armor Forged:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mines Excavated:	4704

Gladia is a Minecraft geopolitical towny server with a real world 1:1000 earth map where towns and nations strive for power with diplomacy and war. Make a town, form nations and alliances, gather resources and build an army to conquer the earth.

conquestia.xyz

FleshFactory

Create, Faction, Factions, FleshFactory, FTB, Fungal infection, Horde, INFECTED, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Scorched Guns 2, spore, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8160
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to FleshFactory! Combining “Fungal Infection:Spore” “Create” and “Scorched Guns 2” it’s a thrilling faction based Survival against the ever evolving horde of infected

45.11.228.33:27000

Trump Costume Minecraft Server

American politics, celebrity costume, controversial costume, costume, costume party, DIY costume, fake tan, funny costume, Halloween, long red tie, mask, Minecraft, orange wig, political costume, Political satire, president, presidential costume, republican party, Server, Suit, trump, Trump costume, united states, Wig

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	94
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict dress code of Trump costumes only! That’s right, you’ll be building your blocky empire while looking like the one and only Donald J. Trump himself. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? That’s right, these little oinkers sprout wings and soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds in their wake. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

The H/a/lloween Costume Contest Minecraft SMP

celebration, Competition, Contest, contestants, costume, costume contest, creativity, dress up, Event, EXCITEMENT, Festive, Fun, Halloween, Judges, Masks, Minecraft, October, outfits, participants, Prizes, Scary, smp, spooky, tradition

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to our totally not haunted Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Halloween all year round! Our costume contest is the spookiest event of the year, with prizes that will make you scream (in a good way, we promise).

Join us if you dare, as we have players dressing up as everything from creepers to witches to even a block of dirt (yes, someone actually did that). The competition is fierce, with players using their creativity to come up with the most outrageous costumes you’ve ever seen.

But beware, there are rumors of a ghostly player who haunts the server, stealing diamonds and leaving behind a trail of pumpkin seeds. Will you be brave enough to face them in the costume contest?

So come on down to our haunted Minecraft SMP and show off your spooky side. Who knows, you might just win the grand prize of a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea). See you there, if you dare!