King of /v/ – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

The King of /v/ 2024: (Quarterfinals) Part 6 Minecraft SMP

2024.., Bracket, gallery, Hosts, Judges, King, King of /v/, Minecraft, nominations, OC, part, previous, Qualifiers, QUARTERFINALS, Round 1, round 2, Round 3, Round 4, rules, Semifinals, smp, Timer, Tournament, Vote

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous SMP you’ll ever find! Join us for epic tournaments where you can battle it out with other players for the title of King or Queen of the server. And trust us, the competition is fierce!

But that’s not all – we have a team of judges that includes Yotsuba/v/-tan, Tre/vr/, and even Senator Armstrong! These guys know their stuff and will make sure the competition is fair and fun. Plus, our hosts Ballsanon, Coayynon, PenisAnon, and Samaritanon will keep you entertained with their hilarious commentary and antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to vote, nominate, and check out all the crazy rules and info we have in store for you. See you in the game!

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BlockLife: 76 & Counting

38, 50, 76, aging, average lifespan, BlockLife, Counting, data analysis, demographics, health, human development, life expectancy, life span., Longevity, longevity studies, middle age, mortality, Population, research, statistics, trends, Years

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the average lifespan is 76 years but middle age is actually 38 like whaaat? join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs can fly and creepers wear sunglasses. we’ve got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cookies and milk. oh, and did we mention that the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft dreams, just watch out for the zombie unicorns, they’re real sneaky. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

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Meadow Craft Atmospheric Vanilla .. Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, Atmospheric, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Friendly, Fun, Meadow Craft, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla

The owner of the server “Meadow Craft Atmospheric Vanilla..” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

d1.skycloud.su:25048

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HerCraft Minecraft Server

HerCraft, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama-like charm.

2. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Can you find it and claim the riches for yourself?

3. Every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants one lucky player three wishes. Use them wisely, or you might end up with a hot tub full of creepers.

4. Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Castle, where everything is made of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon armor, bacon swords, bacon blocks – you name it, we’ve got it.

5. And finally, if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon in under 10 minutes, you will be crowned the King or Queen of the server and granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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PixelPenguin Minecraft Server

Anime, anime character, anime fan theory, anime gender, anime speculation, anime theory, character analysis, evangelion, fan theory, gender, Gender Identity, girl, Minecraft, Pen Pen, Pen Pen gender, Pen Pen girl, Pen Pen theory, PixelPenguin, Server, speculation, theory, WAIT

Join our Minecraft server and discover the truth about Pen Pen! Rumor has it that Pen Pen is actually a secret agent disguised as a penguin in the game. Help Pen Pen complete missions and uncover hidden treasures while fighting off evil mobs. But be warned, Pen Pen may just steal your diamonds when you’re not looking! So join now and see if you can outsmart this sneaky penguin!

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BroDog’s Minecraft Server

Boundaries, BroDogs, brother, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, dog, emotions, family, feelings, Minecraft, name.., pet, pet behavior, pet names, pet naming, pet ownership, pet training, relationship, Server, sibling, WIBTA

Are you tired of your siblings stealing your thunder? Join our Minecraft server where you can name your virtual pets after anyone you want, without any judgment! No more feeling some type of way when your brother names his dog after you in real life. Plus, if you’re feeling extra petty, you can even name your virtual dog after your brother and show him who’s boss in the virtual world. Let your creativity run wild and leave the real-life drama behind on our server!

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CarCrashConvo

anxiety disorder, Avoiding, car accident, CarCrashConvo, close friends, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional distress, financial responsibility, financial situation, friendship, hurt feelings, insurance, payment, police involvement, resolution, roommate, SETTLEMENT, Upset

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes everything too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I accidentally rode a pig off a cliff while trying to impress a group of chickens. Trust me, it was clucking hilarious!

Forget about boring old insurance claims and police reports, on our server, we settle things with a good old-fashioned dance-off. That’s right, break out your best moves and show your roommate who’s boss! Just make sure to bring your own soap and toilet paper because things can get messy on the dance floor.

And don’t worry about making mistakes, we’ve all been there. Like the time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pool of lava. Oops! But hey, it’s all part of the fun on our server.

So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs insurance when you have a bunch of pixelated friends to laugh with? Let’s make some unforgettable memories together, one block at a time!

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YankCraft vs BritCraft

America, bargains, BritCraft, budgeting, comparison, consumerism, cost of living, currency exchange, Deals, disparity, Economy, Expenses, Exports, Goods, Imports, Prices, savings, Services, shopping, travel, uk, YankCraft

Join our Minecraft server and find out why crafting a diamond sword is significantly cheaper in America than in the UK! Our server is filled with magical discounts and crazy deals that will have you laughing all the way to the crafting table.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, he will grant you three wishes – one of which can be for unlimited diamonds!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where the prices are low, the chickens are mighty, and the adventures are endless. Who knows what other bizarre surprises await you in this crazy world?

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CraftyCreeperExchange

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperExchange, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Minsk agreements, negotiations, ombudsman, peace talks, political tensions, POW exchange, prisoner treatment, prisoners of war, russia, security concerns, Ukraine, War Crimes

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well then u gotta join this server! why, u ask? well lemme tell u a little secret – this server is run by a group of russian spies who are actually secretly aliens from outer space! they have the most insane builds and the wildest events u will ever see in a minecraft server! plus, they have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find! so what are u waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

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CloneCraft: One of a Kind

bioethics, biological innovation, CloneCraft, cloned human, cloning controversy, DNA replication, ethical implications, future technology, genetic cloning, genetic diversity, genetic duplication, genetic engineering, human identity, human reproduction, human uniqueness, Individuality, KIND, Medical Ethics, scientific breakthrough, Scientific progress, technological advancements, unique individual

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of all them basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, cuz we got the most lit server in town! Join us and be part of the craziest adventure you’ve ever seen!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is so unique that it’s actually a clone of another server, but get this – it’s the first server in the history of Minecraft to have a human player who ain’t genetically unique! Mind blown, right?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the wackiest, wildest, and most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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LiberatedCraft Minecraft Server

eastern europe, freedom, Hope, liberated Mariupol, LiberatedCraft, Liberation, Mariupol, Mariupol strong, Minecraft, Peace, progress, ReBuilding, rebuilding efforts, Reconstruction, Recovery, resilience, Server, solidarity, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, Unity, Victory, war-torn city

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest server around – welcome to liberated Mariupol! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of rogue llamas who have taken over the town and are now ruling with an iron hoof. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers, it’s a party you won’t forget (unless you get blown up, that is).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Can you crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join liberated Mariupol today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those llama overlords, they have a tendency to spit when they get too excited.

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