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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6481 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!