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Octopus Stomach Crawl

anatomy, BIZARRE, Cephalopod, CRAWL, creepy, digestive system, Fascinating, gastrointestinal, hurting, Marine Biology, marine life, mythological creature, octopus, sea creature, stomach, suction cups, tentacles, Underwater, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mines Excavated:	3687	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7445

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of having an octopus crawl into your stomach without hurting you! it’s like a free massage from the inside out, plus you’ll have a new best friend for life. who needs a pet dog when you can have a stomach octopus? come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on our server. we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again!

Panic BuyCraft: Evolutionary Game

behavioral decision-making, behavioral economics, Buycraft, cognitive biases, consumer behavior, Covid-19, decision making models, decision making process, emotional reactions, evolutionary, evolutionary game, Game, game theory, impulse buying, information processing, Panic, panic buying, prospect theory, Psychological Factors, rationality, risk perception, scarcity mindset, social influence, stockpiling behavior

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so, like, u ever wondered why u feel the urge to buy all the toilet paper when there’s a pandemic? well, on our minecraft server, we explore the wacky world of panic buying in a way that will blow ur mind. we have this crazy game based on prospect theory where u gotta make decisions that will either save ur virtual life or leave u stranded without any diamonds. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro. join us if u wanna see how ur brain works when u’re freaking out about running out of supplies. plus, we have a secret level where u can fight off zombie shoppers in a grocery store. it’s wild, man. come check it out and unlock the mysteries of panic buying in the age of covid-19. it’s a trip, i swear.

DeekzSMP

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, KitPvP, Minigames, Mining, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Support, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Emeralds Found:	5771	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

DeekzSMP is a high quality survival economy server with crates opening and much more.Want to join the fun?Join play.deekzsmp.xyz now!Supportive and friendly community awaits you!

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Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!

balance, Cactus, chests, Dirt, Economy, Farming, Fly, ISLAND, Items, Leaderboards, Nostalgia, Novidium, Pigs, player-to-player, Plugins, Quests, Rarity, RICHEST, sand, Sell, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Server Name	Novidium
IP	play.novidium.net
Overview	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to bring back the nostalgia of older skyblock servers with a balance between traditional and modern features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of challenges can players expect on Novidium?	Players can complete challenges such as obtaining 64 sugar cane to earn rewards like dirt or sand. These challenges provide a purpose to farming items and make certain items rare but not limited in supply.
How does the player economy work on Novidium?	There are no admin shops on the server; all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build their own shops on their islands using chests and signs to facilitate transactions.
What are the main features of Novidium?	The server focuses on challenges, player-to-player economy, and leaderboards. There are leaderboard for the richest players and the highest level islands based on block rarity and quantity.
Is Novidium suitable for all types of players?	The server may not appeal to everyone, but it offers a unique and balanced skyblock experience that combines elements of classic and modern gameplay.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

2D Hentai Games, dlsite, Game Archive, Grease/Tampermonkey, H-Action Games, hentai rpg, IPFS Edition, japanese games, linux, Machine Translation, Minecraft, Nifty translation tool, Pervs, PIXEL, RGSS Decrypter, RJ Code, RJ Gallery SCRIPT, RPG Maker RTP, rpgmaker, Server, VH FAQ, Violated Heroine, visual novels

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, booru, Cadet, Cheating, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, genshin impact, Minecraft, NovelAI, Official BLACKED Clothing, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Space, Templates, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Votes:	2705
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

CraftyHubbyCutback

balance, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHubbyCutback, Discord, family, financial responsibility, Gaming, hobbies, Marriage, Priorities, quality time, relationships, self-care, socialization, Support, Time management, Understanding, video games

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	2282
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9820	Magic Items Found:	3740
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

BlockyLove30

age, BlockyLove30, career, changes, Commitment, Communication, emotional maturity, family, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, life stages, long-term relationships, love, Maturity, personal development, Priorities, reflections, relationships, responsibilities, Self Discovery

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

alleged, brutality, Conflict, EXECUTION, HUMAN RIGHTS, inscribed, international law, Investigates, investigation, Justice, Kursk, Kursks, kyiv, Military, Revenge, russia, Russian, sword, SwordCraft, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldier, war crime

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

chronic disease risk, diabetes prevention, diabetes risk factors, diet, diet and health, diet impact, diet trends, European countries, European health, European health trends, Food, food consumption, Frenzy, Health research, health study, lifestyle choices, long-term study, nutrition study, processed, processed foods, public health, type 2 diabetes risk, ULTRA, ultra-processed foods

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Crops Grown:	1335
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!