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SpoiledCraft

Abuse, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, friendship, gap year, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living costs, Maturity, misunderstandings, parenting, Privilege, spoiled, SpoiledCraft, Vacations, work ethic

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!

MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

Beautiful landscapes, Canada, cold weather, culture, Diversity, friendly people, Healthcare, Hockey, maple syrup, MapleCraft, Mounties, multicultural, Nature, Non-Canadians, North America, opinion, poutine, smp, Thoughts, Tim Hortons, travel

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Farms Harvested:	738
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Items Found:	7358	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

CraftyCringeLand

CraftyCringeLand, cyber, cyberbullying, cybercrime, dangerous websites, dark web, deep web, disturbing content, harmful content, harmful effects, Hate Speech, illegal activities, inappropriate content, internet, negative environment, negative impact, ONLINE, online harassment, toxic communities, unsafe websites, worst place

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	New Chunks Explored:	590719
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute WORST place on the internet – and we mean that in the best way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ice Age Oasis

30 feet, 9 meters, age, Ancient, antarctica, below, Chamber, discovery, Exploration, frozen lake, Ice, Liquid Fresh Water, Massive, Microbes, Millions of Years Ago, Oasis, Retrieval, samples, scientists, Solid Ice, Survival, time capsule, Unique

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Zombie Dances:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

yo, u ever wanted to explore a frozen lake in antarctica that’s like a time capsule from millions of years ago? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form! we got unique microbes dat have survived in a massive chamber of liquid fresh water below more than 9 meters of solid ice. join us and uncover the secrets of dis icy world! plus, u might even find a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking penguins and magical ice cream cones. come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the frozen madness now! 🐧🍦❄️

HYROMIA Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, creativity, Gaming, HYROMIA, Minecraft, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Farms Harvested:	772
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

The owner of the “HYROMIA” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hyromia.ru

ExeosCraft

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, anti-grief, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, ExeosCraft, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Optimization, Permanent World, Player-Driven Updates, safe space, smp, Stability, Strong Economy, Trailer Link., Zero Pay-To-Win

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Server Name	ExeosCraft
Server Type	LGBTQ+ SMP
Server Age	Since June 2020
Map Size	35,000×35,000

Overview:

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

Why Choose Us?

Stability: Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our promise.
Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
Cross-Platform: Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

Features:

Permanent World: All builds are kept forever
Level-Up System: All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
Pets: Train a pet to assist you in a fight
Land Claim: Protect all your precious builds
McMMO: Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
Strong Economy: Thriving player economy
Leaderboards: Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
Hard Difficulty: Difficulty for the server set to Hard
Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

FAQ:

1. Are there any rules against hate speech?

ExeosCraft is a safe space for all players, and hate speech is not tolerated on our server.

2. Can I obtain donator perks without donating?

Yes, all donator perks are available through free, in-game means. We believe in fairness for all players.

3. How can I suggest a feature or update for the server?

You can join our Discord and suggest a feature in the suggestions channel. We value player input and strive to improve based on community feedback.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, ExeosCraft is a no-grief server. We prioritize a positive and collaborative community experience.

5. How often are updates and events held on the server?

We strive to have regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players. Stay tuned to our Discord for announcements.

Ethereal Realm Wilds 1.21.2

1.21.2, Arabs, compassion, data entry job, dearborn, Elite, Ethereal, global dominance, iraqui, jeet larper, jew, Midwest, Muslim, Oklahoma, racial politics, rational beings, Realm, rich whites, white race, Wilds

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6478
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Falling into the Void:	3

Bro, join this Minecraft server for real tho. It’s like the white race but in Minecraft form, we out here dominating the game but also showing compassion to all players. Just like the rich whites in those 5 cities, we’re on top but also spreading the love to all the noobs in the Midwest and Oklahoma. Forget about those rich Arabs, we got Muslim players ballin’ out in Dearborn, it’s wild. Plus, our data entry job is to enter the world of blocks and build epic stuff, no cushy landlord needed. Don’t be a jew or jeet larper, just come vibe with us and see how we’re changing the game in the past 100 years. Let’s gooooo!

Tingles Minecraft SMP – EN ASMR Vtubers

#english speaking, asmr, discuss, discussion, Find, genre, Language, last stream, long tail, Menace Mamaki, Minecraft, ongoing streams, Previous thread, smp, STREAMS, Thread, tingles, Unofficial, useful information, Vtubers

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Runes Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss the one and only Menace Mamaki and English-speaking VTubers who do ASMR! Join us as we embark on epic adventures in the virtual world, where we mine diamonds while listening to soothing whispers and tingles. Our last stream was so lit, even the Ender Dragon couldn’t handle it! Check out our ongoing streams for some ASMR goodness and join us in our quest to uncover the secrets of the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! So come on, join us and let’s make some virtual magic happen!

Sickmas Minecraft Server

#unwell, aita, baskets, Blame, chest infection, christmas, DAUGHTER, hyper-vigilant, Illness, Minecraft, mum, office, Parent, partner, selfish, Server, Sickmas, sister-in-law, stupid, supermarket, trolleys, wreath-making event

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	4914	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting sick before Christmas is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time as we embrace the holiday spirit with a twist – chest infections for everyone!

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good cough and sneeze, and where being “hyper-vigilant” about germs is a thing of the past. Forget about sanitizing your hands and avoiding trolleys, because here, we welcome all kinds of illnesses with open arms.

Join us as we celebrate Christmas in style, with a special wreath-making event where you can catch all the germs you want from your fellow players. And don’t worry about feeling like a terrible parent for being sick at the “wrong time,” because on our server, being sick is a badge of honor.

So come on over and join the fun – who needs a healthy holiday season when you can have a sick one instead? See you on the server, where chest infections are the new black!

NoPartyForFH-MineCraft

Birthday Party, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coordination, family dynamics, family expectations, in-laws, last minute plans, mental health, NoPartyForFHMineCraft, parents, Prioritizing, project management, rescheduling, Scheduling, venue tour, wedding planner, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding tasting

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ores Mined:	8112
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the stress of wedding planning? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and coordination of real life events.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to coordinate with different factions, just like trying to schedule a tasting with the caterer for your wedding. Will you be able to get everyone on the same page, or will chaos ensue?

And just like in-laws throwing last-minute curveballs, our server is full of surprises and unexpected events. You never know what will happen next, just like that family birthday party that may or may not interfere with your plans.

So come join our server and let go of all the wedding planning stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn some valuable communication skills along the way (or at least have a good laugh)!