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Putin’s Minecraft Server: DeputyDefenseMinisterGone

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	New Chunks Explored:	307920
Love Letters Sent:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

so, like, u know how vladimir putin is all like, “i’m gonna sack these four deputy defence ministers, no big deal”? well guess what, now there’s a spot open for u on our minecraft server! join us and u can be the new deputy defence minister, just like putin’s relative! maybe u can even overthrow putin and become the new russian president in minecraft world, who knows? come join the chaos and see where it takes u!

NATOcraft: Defense Spenders Unite!

Alliance, Allies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense budget, defense commitment, defense spending, Europe, international relations, Military, military alliance, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, record number, SECURITY, solidarity, spenders, Support, Target, Ukraine, unite, War

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	202
Villages Defended:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? we got like, a record number of players joining every day, it’s gonna be like, a party up in here! plus, we got like, NATO allies joining us, they’re all like, “we gotta hit that defense spending target, yo!” and we’re all like, “yeah, let’s do it for Ukraine, man!” it’s gonna be epic, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! we promise, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun, right? so come on, join us and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

AlGoneAIgon

AI influence, ai technology, al, AlGoneAIgon, Artificial Intelligence, Communication, digital age, digital communication, digital communication evolution, font design, modern communication, Nickname, nickname disappearance, nickname evolution, nickname trends, sans serif fonts, Technology, technology impact, typography, typography trends, written communication

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO PIXELATED PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS! WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER WENT TO THERAPY BECAUSE HE KEPT BLOWING UP EVERYTHING. BUT ON THIS SERVER, CREEPERS ARE WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS! WE EVEN HAVE A CREEPER SPA WHERE THEY CAN RELAX AND UNWIND. AND THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR MODS ARE SO COOL, THEY ONCE TURNED A PIG INTO A FLYING UNICORN! TRUE STORY, BRO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN!

EnzymeCraft: Liver Edition

alcohol use, dysfunctional enzyme, Edition, enzyme dysfunction, EnzymeCraft, fat buildup, fatty liver, health, liver, liver conditions, liver damage, liver disease, liver disease prevention, liver disorders, liver function, liver health, liver health awareness, liver health research, NAFLD, nonalcoholic fatty liver disease, research, study

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have more crazy fun than a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster! our server is so lit, it will make your liver do a happy dance like it just won the lottery. forget about boring old servers, ours is like a party in a creeper’s cave.

we have so much fat loot and epic adventures waiting for you, you’ll be like a pig in a mud bath. and don’t worry about that dysfunctional enzyme, our server will cure all your minecraft woes faster than you can say “diamonds are a creeper’s best friend.”

join us now and experience the thrill of nonalcoholic fatty liver disease like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your minecraft life!

Crossdressing DukeSMP: Vanilla With a Side of Sass! Join the Fun!

bedrock, blocks, buggy, coordinates, Cross-Play, crossdressing, Day, DukeSMP, Emote, Fun, Graves, Items, java, Join, night, offhand, one player sleep, player head, Plugins, Sass, Server, Side, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Votes:	2562	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Graves	When you die, your items will be placed on the ground using your player head and the coordinates will be shown to prevent item loss.
One player sleep	Only one player is needed to change night to day.
Offhand on Bedrock	Ability to offhand on Bedrock edition by holding a block and clicking on any emote.

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, this server supports cross play between Java and Bedrock editions.

Q: How do Graves work on the server?

A: When a player dies, their items are dropped with their player head as a grave marker and coordinates are shown to locate the items.

Q: Can I use the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition to place blocks?

A: No, the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition is limited to holding blocks and clicking on emotes. Some blocks may have buggy behavior.

Q: When does the server start and how many players are needed?

A: The server will start once a decent amount of players have joined. Join now to be a part of the starting group!

IdolCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Towns Built:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Potions Brewed:	26
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a villager trading scandal and more action than a zombie siege. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Endermen who?”.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. With a community crazier than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, you’ll never be bored. Plus, our mods are more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword.

So come join us on our server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs diamonds when you can have friends as precious as emeralds? See you in the game, and remember, keep mining and crafting!

HonkaiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mines Excavated:	1822	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are lining up to join!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the End dimension. Our community is so awesome, even creepers are handing out high fives!

With updates crazier than a chicken riding a pig, you’ll never get bored on our server. Plus, our in-game events are more epic than a diamond sword with sharpness 1000!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about the time you got wrecked by a pack of zombie villagers.

MommaCraft: No Half-Sister Drama!

Communication, compassion, Drama, dysfunctional family dynamics, emotional baggage, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family, family heirloom, family history, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, half-sister, HalfSister, MommaCraft, Mother Daughter, parental relationships, regret, relationships, Resentment, Therapy, unresolved issues

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	2454	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience family feuds, emotional turmoil, and unresolved issues just like in this wild story.

Just like the OP’s half sister, you’ll have the opportunity to yell at other players for the smallest things, start unnecessary fights, and hold grudges for years. And who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit a family heirloom that will haunt you forever!

Join now for a chance to experience the most dysfunctional Minecraft server out there. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaos and drama? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

anal advice, anal comfort, anal communication, anal consent, anal experience, anal experimentation, anal exploration, anal lubrication, anal misconceptions, anal myths, anal nerves, anal pleasure, anal preparation, anal relaxation, anal sensations, anal sex, anal tips, blocky, BOOTY, first time, Minecraft, Server, Women

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8451	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your anal virginity for the first time – a wild and unforgettable experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

PrankCraft: Troll Edition

Caper, Deception, Edition, funny, funny prank, gag, harmless prank, hoax, humor, jape, jest, LAUGH, Mischief, Mischievous, playful, practical joke, prank, PrankCraft, Shenanigans, Surprise, tomfoolery, Trick, troll

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise!

Join us and unleash your inner mischief maker as you pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling their houses with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant cake, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Prankster Gangster Gang, a group of players known for their outrageous pranks and hilarious antics. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for the chaos that ensues!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master prankster in the wackiest Minecraft server around? Join now and let the pranking begin!