🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 2916 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
We have players who will bring their friends along just to try and set them up with you, without even asking for your consent! It’s like a real-life dating show, but in the virtual world of Minecraft.
And if you have a list of petty turn-offs, be prepared to defend them with your life, because you never know when someone might take it personally and demand a one-on-one date just to prove you wrong.
Join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? So come on in and see if you can survive the madness!