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ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	243	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Void Gems Collected:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	60

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with rainbow-colored sheep that fart out diamonds, trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! And that’s not all, folks! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will pop out and give you a high-five! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride!

KimoiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Farms Harvested:	290	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	2022	Enchantments Applied:	72
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s get this party started! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of kimoi-ness.

Creepin’ Kimoi Craft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers dance and the villagers sing! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there are also evil zombie chickens roaming around looking for revenge on all players who dare to enter their territory.

But fear not, for our server is protected by a team of fearless moderators who will banish any griefers with their mighty ban hammer! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So come join us on our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of creeper love. Ehhhh? Kimoi.

Blocky Battles: Devs vs Noobs

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the players rule all? Well, on our server, it’s a battle of the ages – game designer vs player!

Join us for epic showdowns as players try to outwit and outbuild the game designers who are constantly throwing crazy challenges and obstacles in their way. Will you be able to conquer the ultimate challenge and prove your worth against the masterminds behind the game?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beast, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a build-off. If you can impress the Blocky Beast with your building skills, you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate game designer vs player showdown!

Crafty Chosen Crew

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to work hard for everything? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is start a cult! That’s right, just gather some followers, sacrifice a few chickens, and boom – free lunch for everyone! Who knew starting a cult could be so rewarding (and delicious)? Join us now and see just how far your cult can go!

Blocky Death Wish

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape your troubles and dive into a world of endless possibilities.

Feeling like a sack of potatoes with bad posture? No problem! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s a floating block of cheese with impeccable posture.

Have OCD tendencies? Perfect! You can organize and reorganize your virtual world to your heart’s content without anyone judging you.

Are you on the autism spectrum with a high IQ? Well, you’ll fit right in here! Our server is filled with intelligent individuals who will appreciate your unique perspective.

And if you’re feeling a bit borderline and struggling with severe depression, don’t worry! Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself without fear of judgment.

So come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s just for a few hours of pure escapism.

MangaCraft: Where the translations are as unfinished as your building projects!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter of your favorite manga to be translated? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground library filled with all the best manga that have unfinished translations! Join us and immerse yourself in the world of manga while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs closure when you have unlimited manga at your fingertips? Join now and let the manga madness begin!

Blocky Love Triangle

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we play a game of “rape marry kill” with mobs! Will you choose to marry a cute little sheep, kill a pesky creeper, or…wait, what was the first option again? Join us for some twisted fun and see who comes out on top in this wacky game of survival!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks commands to his loyal subjects. Will you pledge your allegiance to this feathered monarch or will you rebel and start a revolution of pigs?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground disco where the zombies have some killer dance moves and the skeletons can’t stop grooving to the beat. Who knew the undead had such good rhythm?

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance with a blocky pig. You never know what you’ll find in this crazy world, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Daddy’s Daycare: Where parenting takes a hilarious turn!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Divine Spears Created:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Buildings Constructed:	43	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of spending all your time, money, and energy on your kids in Minecraft? Well, it’s time to let them spread their virtual wings and fly solo on our server! Join now and watch as your little blocky offspring embark on epic adventures without you. Who knows, they might even become the next Minecraft Steve! So say goodbye to parenting in-game and hello to freedom for both you and your virtual children. Join now and witness the ultimate virtual emancipation!

Creepin’ It Real Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can peacefully build and mine without any chaos? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve let you live long enough!

Join us for a wild ride where mobs are constantly hunting you down, creepers explode on sight, and the only way to survive is by crafting the most epic weapons and armor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on all players. Will you be the one to win her heart and become the ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world where we’ve let you live long enough!

ColumbiaCraft: Where Ivy Leaguers Mine & Build Better Than You

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1298	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Potions Brewed:	33
Magic Items Found:	5617	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids from Columbia University hang out and get their Minecraft fix!

Join us and you’ll be building epic structures like the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding around on flying pigs, and battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Our server is so lit that even the professors at Columbia are ditching their lectures to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that one time, the Dean of the School of Engineering built a working rocket ship that actually flew to the moon in Minecraft.

So if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft community around and learn the secret to how Columbia students got so based, then join our server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Cave Dwellers: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of the real world and just want to hole up in your room forever? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and spend your days crafting music for the one and only Miku. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest dreams in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Miku herself might make an appearance on the server if she likes your tunes. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to reality and hello to endless musical possibilities on our server!

BroCraft: The Mystery of Steve’s Shenanigans

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	149	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Picture this: a group of chickens riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your BFF.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. True story.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Why did he do it bros? Because he couldn’t resist the lure of our crazy Minecraft world.