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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9749 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.
We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.
So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!
