Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7147	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Animals Bred:	118
Farms Harvested:	278	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

CraftyScienceFacts

astonishing facts, BIZARRE, CraftyScienceFacts, Curious, Fascinating, incredible nature, Mind Blowing, mind-boggling, Nature, nature facts, Science, science facts, Strange But True, strange facts, Surprising, true facts, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable but true, unbelievable discoveries, unbelievable science, weird

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8616	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the wonders of nature like never before! Did you know that there are actually fish in the game that can fly? That’s right, you can witness flying fish soaring through the skies as you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground laboratory where players can conduct crazy science experiments. Want to create a potion that turns your enemies into chickens? Or maybe you’d rather invent a machine that shoots out diamonds? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the unbelievable science and nature facts that await you. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

KharkivBombCraft Minecraft Server

aerial bombardment, air strikes, civilian casualties, civilian infrastructure, conflict escalation, conflict resolution efforts., eastern Ukraine, guided aerial bombs, human rights violations, international law violation, Kharkiv, Kharkiv bombing, KharkivBombCraft, military aggression, Minecraft, russia ukraine conflict, russians, Server, Ukrainian cities, United Nations intervention, war atrocities, War Crimes, war-torn region

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	667566	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Votes:	3230
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even the Russians are dropping bombs on it! But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun, bro. Join us and witness epic battles and explosions that will make your head spin. Plus, who doesn’t want to be a part of a server so intense that it attracts international attention? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! Pun intended.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, Edition, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, key, Kursk city, KurskCraft, military presence, nato, political tensions, pushing, regional stability, russia, Slowly, strategic location, Ukraine, West

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	487	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Come join our Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine pushing slowly west in Russia towards key Kursk city! It’s like a real life geopolitical crisis, but with blocks and creepers! Will you be the hero that saves Kursk city or the villain that destroys it all? The choice is yours, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of explosions and drama. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some chaotic fun!

BinaryStarCraft

Advanced technology, alien civilization, Alternate Reality, astronomical discovery, Astronomy, atmosphere, binary star system, BinaryStarCraft, celestial bodies, cosmic phenomenon, Extraterrestrial, hypothetical scenario, Intelligent Life, interstellar travel, perpetual light, planet, science fiction, space exploration, speculative fiction, theoretical possibility, undiscovered worlds

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9562
Star Shards Collected:	139	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Yo, imagine this, fam. Our server is like a freakin’ binary star system planet, bro. Like, there’s always light, 24/7, no need for torches or anything. And get this, there’s intelligent life there that’s never even seen space beyond their own atmosphere, like they don’t even know what a rocket ship is, man.

Join our server and you can be part of this crazy world, where you can trade with these alien dudes and show them what a diamond pickaxe is. It’s like, outta this world, literally. So come on, join us and explore this wacky planet with us. It’s gonna be a blast, I swear.

What is the IP for Let’s Game It Out Minecraft Server?

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Let’s Game It Out is a popular YouTube channel known for its humorous and over-the-top gaming content. The channel is run by a creator who goes by the same name and is best known for his chaotic and hilarious approach to playing video games. Let’s Game It Out has amassed a large following for its unique brand of gaming content and continues to entertain viewers with their comical gameplay videos.

[АТЕРНОС] ChunkOne Minecraft Server

Adventure, Aternos, building, ChunkOne, Community, Creative, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, server hosting, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

The owner of the server “ATERNOS ChunkOne” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.107.193.111:42034

Join Elysia to Minecraft but without the blandness and with an added sprinkle of rainbows!

ADDED, Armor Stand Tools, Blandness, Community, Discord, donator perks, Economy, elysia, Grief Prevention, host, Join, Minecraft, player heads, Plugins, proximity chat, PvP, RAINBOWS, Redstone, sleep skip, smp, sprinkle, Survival, Vanilla, Vote, Web map, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

About Elysia Minecraft Server

Overview	I started Elysia several years ago and have watched it grow into an incredible community. It is a whitelist server that is LGBTQ+ friendly and has a minimum age requirement of 16+. Features include a proximity chat mod, armor stand tools, a web-based world map, gradual world border expansion, grief prevention systems, adult staff team, and more.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is Elysia a vanilla Minecraft server?	While marked as semi-vanilla, the actual experience is identically vanilla. We use plugins for grief prevention and other enhancements.
Is Elysia a whitelisted server?	Yes, Elysia is a whitelisted server to ensure a friendly and welcoming community.
What is the minimum age requirement?	Elysia has a minimum age requirement of 16+ for dedicated players.
What are some features of Elysia?	Elysia offers a proximity chat mod, armor stand tools, web-based world map, gradual world border expansion, grief prevention systems, adult staff team, opt-in only PVP, decorative player heads, and more.
What are some non-features of Elysia?	Elysia does not have keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money-based economy, or donator perks with advantages.
How can I join Elysia Minecraft Server?	To join Elysia, apply for the whitelist here and join the Discord waiting room server here.

MonkeyChynaCraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and become part of the epic saga of the 999 gorillion monkey chyna stronk threads. Legend has it that these threads were so powerful, they could summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. But one day, a rogue player accidentally unleashed chaos upon the server, causing the threads to disappear into the void.

But fear not, brave adventurer! By joining our server, you have the chance to uncover the mystery of the monkey chyna stronk threads and restore balance to the Minecraft universe. Plus, we have custom mini-games like “Pig Jousting” and “Chicken Racing” that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knows, you might even become the next monkey chyna stronk champion.

CrabDumpingCrew Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, conservation efforts, crab dumping, CrabDumpingCrew, ecological balance, Environmental awareness, environmental crisis, environmental impact, environmental regulations, environmental sustainability, marine ecosystem, marine life, marine pollution, Minecraft, ocean conservation, ocean contamination, Pollution, pollution control, pollution prevention, seafood industry, smp, Waste Disposal, waste management

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas on fire come charging at you! Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the sheep into flying pigs?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures await you next!

TheaterCraft: Pool Party Drama

Asshole, bathing suits, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Drama, Girlfriend, guy friends, high school drama, Insecurity, misunderstanding, parents, Party, peer pressure, Pool, relationship, school pool party, school theater friends, shirtless, social event, TheaterCraft, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Star Shards Collected:	154
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we host epic poop parties to kick off the gaming year! Join us for a wild time filled with bathing suits, parents, and guy friends – it’s a party you won’t want to miss! Plus, if you join now, you might even get to experience the drama of girlfriends getting mad at you for attending. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join us for a poop-tastic time!

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