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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6989 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!