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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2234 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 955 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
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