Kilograms MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ChunkyCraft: Where even your character is getting fat!

Exercise, mental health, body dysmorphia, Evil, self esteem

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for your physical health? Well, look no further because our server will have you shedding those extra pounds in no time!

Join us and watch as your BMI magically drops from 22 to 20 just by playing Minecraft. Our secret? We’ve infused our server with special weight-loss potions that will have you feeling lighter than a feather.

Say goodbye to SSRIs and hello to the joy of mining and crafting. Our server will have you so engrossed in the game that you’ll forget all about your troubles. And before you know it, you’ll be 188cm tall and a lean, mean 71.6kg machine.

Don’t hate yourself, join our server and start loving the new, healthier you. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be the key to a slimmer, happier life?

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Blocky Shenanigans: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Shenanigans, coffee, GOD, FAGGOT, Bacteria

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t let you enjoy your favorite cup of coffee while you play? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave your acidic worries behind as you embark on a journey to build the most ripped and muscular Minecraft character ever seen. Our server is so epic, even helicobacter bacteria won’t stand a chance against your strength and determination.

Don’t let a little bacteria stop you from enjoying life and coffee. Join our server now and let’s show that faggot bacteria who’s boss!

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Crafty Wait-a-While Server: Where Patience is a Virtue…and Also a Requirement!

sleeplessness, insomnia, sleep help, sleep deprivation, sleep support

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll be too busy counting all the diamonds you’ll find to even think about sleep! Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and the pigs can fly (literally, we have pigs with wings, it’s a whole thing).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs from any would-be thieves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground llama racing circuit that only the bravest players dare to enter.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but sheep-counting boring, come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that was actually just a flash mob gone wrong). See you in the game!

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Crafty McCraftface: Where building dreams come true… or get blown up by creepers! LOL

Participation, BLOWN, formality, building, heaven gates

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Godjak himself is a player! Join us for a chance to prove your worthiness to enter the Heaven Gates by showing off your skills in building and surviving in our wacky world.

But beware, if you participated in the heat of psyopped bullying of Indians in 2024, you may have some explaining to do to Godjak himself. Will you be able to clear your name and gain access to the ultimate Minecraft paradise?

With epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you, this server is the place to be for a truly unique Minecraft experience. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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FoolCraft: Where even the noobs can feel like pros! ‘Fools fools how hard you have fought’ – Join the madness now!

Pros, resilience, all for naught, brave, determination

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, for on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft master in just one day! We have secret potions that will turn you into a diamond-clad warrior with the strength of a thousand creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a mere block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the hero you were always meant to be! Just be careful of the sneaky players who like to prank unsuspecting newbies with exploding sheep…yes, exploding sheep.

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Crafty LOLz: The Server of Infinite ‘Wait, Hold On’ Moments!

commitments, Schedule, Assistance, busy, time management skills

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! And instead of being upset, they embraced their new dairy-filled home and threw a cheese-themed party that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything is possible.

So, if you’re looking for a place where being comfy is considered hard work and where taxes are a thing of the past, then come join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Rixmongo’s Blocky Adventures: Where Halmstad’s Biggest Boss Rules the Minecraft World!

varmkorv, thermoses, Rixmongos, bottles, experiences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee is free and flowing like a river of caffeinated goodness! Our manager, who is basically the king of coffee in Halmstad, has been charging for coffee on the construction site for way too long. But fear not, on our server, you can drink as much coffee as your heart desires without breaking the bank.

We’ve heard horror stories of thermoses being labeled as “security risks” and people being banned from carrying their precious coffee around. But here, you can sip on your favorite brew while building the craziest structures in the Minecraft universe.

Join us for the wildest coffee-fueled adventures, where you can mine, craft, and sip on java to your heart’s content. Who needs a subscription when you have unlimited coffee and varmkorv Fridays? So come on over and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!

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Vtubing LOLcraft: Where Laughter is the Best Block in Town!

humor, streaming, BLOCK, LolCraft, Laughter

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things hilarious and wacky! Join us if you want to experience the best laugh in vtubing while playing Minecraft like never before.

Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and are determined to make your gaming experience as absurd as possible. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of madness awaits you around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

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Crafty Fibs: Where lying is just a game, not a life goal! Join now for epic adventures and hilarious deceit!

Life, SELF AWARENESS, IRL, Psychology, relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a pathological liar is not only accepted, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of deceit, deception, and hilarious consequences.

Ever wanted to test out all your dialogue choices in real life? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Convince your friends you’re a secret agent, a millionaire, or even a unicorn trainer – the possibilities are endless.

But be warned, things can get pretty crazy when everyone is spinning wild tales. One time, a player convinced the entire server they were actually a talking cat from outer space. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re ready to let your imagination run wild and see just how far you can stretch the truth, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the master of deception in no time!

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Blocky Banter: Where Creeper’s Roasting is Off Limits! #MinecraftMadness

blocky, RAGE, jew, slave owner, Roasting

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this guy’s racist rant? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously insane adventures!

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