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ChunkyCraft: Where even your character is getting fat!

medication, Evil, mental health, SSRIs, self-care

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for your physical health? Well, look no further because our server will have you shedding those extra pounds in no time!

Join us and watch as your BMI magically drops from 22 to 20 just by playing Minecraft. Our secret? We’ve infused our server with special weight-loss potions that will have you feeling lighter than a feather.

Say goodbye to SSRIs and hello to the joy of mining and crafting. Our server will have you so engrossed in the game that you’ll forget all about your troubles. And before you know it, you’ll be 188cm tall and a lean, mean 71.6kg machine.

Don’t hate yourself, join our server and start loving the new, healthier you. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be the key to a slimmer, happier life?

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Blocky Shenanigans: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

lining, Bacteria, look forward, FAGGOT, mass building

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t let you enjoy your favorite cup of coffee while you play? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave your acidic worries behind as you embark on a journey to build the most ripped and muscular Minecraft character ever seen. Our server is so epic, even helicobacter bacteria won’t stand a chance against your strength and determination.

Don’t let a little bacteria stop you from enjoying life and coffee. Join our server now and let’s show that faggot bacteria who’s boss!

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Intersex Insect Inc.

population management, intersex, insect, insecticides alternative, insect population control

join our epic minecraft server where we control mosquito populations through genetic breeding! we crossed Aedes aegypti with a sibling species and now 10% of the mobs are intersex and can’t reproduce! it’s like playing god in minecraft, but with mosquitoes! come join the chaos and see what crazy creations you can come up with! who needs insecticides when you have genetic mutations in minecraft?! come join the fun and let’s see what kind of crazy creatures we can create together!

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TurkPixel Network

Versions, KitPvP, optifine, Skyblock, BoxMining

There is a Skyblock. BoxMining server in TurkPixel Network. It contains special systems texturepack It is recommended to enter with versions 1.16.5/1.21. Optifine is important for texturepacks to work!

play.turkpixel.com.tr

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Sphinx Riddle Minecraft Server

great sphinx, ancient history, mythical creature, Riddle, cultural heritage

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where we have recreated the Sphinx riddle challenge in Minecraft! That’s right, you’ll have to answer mind-bending riddles just to enter our server! But wait, there’s more! Once you’re in, you’ll embark on epic quests to find hidden treasures, battle mythical creatures, and even uncover secret societies within the game. So if you’re up for a challenge and want to test your wits, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Sphinx riddle!

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/BRK/ – Blocky Roleplay Kingdom Minecraft SMP

storytelling, creative writing, roleplaying games, blocky, Roleplaying

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Our Summer Phoenix Edition is hotter than ever, with players getting into some seriously spicy roleplaying scenarios.

Join us if you’re looking to heat things up with some erotic roleplaying – whether you’re a seductive siren luring in unsuspecting players or a daring adventurer seeking out some naughty encounters in the wilderness.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers blush when they see what’s going on. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous secret rendezvous, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared to leave your inhibitions at the door and embrace your inner Minecraft seductress. Who knows what kind of sexy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our Summer Phoenix Edition!

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SpireCraft

Adventure, Modded, Vanilla, PvP, Hardcore

Welcome to SpireCraft!

ABOUT US

SpireCraft is a Minecraft Server! Since the day SpireCraft was formed in 2024, we have focused on bringing joy to the community. We offer only BedWars for now, but we are planning to add more gamemodes!

Come play at: spirecraft.my.pebble.host

spirecraft.my.pebble.host

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UnisCube

Development, UnisCube, PvP, firearms, War

Server under development. PVP-Factions server, everything happening on earth, you will have access to firearms to wage war! May the best faction rule the world!

Uniscube.feathermc.gg

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”PixelCraftMC – Phasing Fun”

Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Fun, Phasing, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you team up with characters like Lia, the master of building, or Dizzy Dokuro, the queen of redstone contraptions? We’ve got more personality than a creeper explosion, and more fun than a pig race in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block in our spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky griefers, they’re like skeletons in the closet – always causing trouble! See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

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RossyRuler Minecraft SMP

smp, Rossy victory LMAO, Minecraft, Rossy hilarious, laughing Rossy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you saying “I think Rossy won. LMAO” in no time!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. And did we mention the giant chicken boss that drops stacks of cooked chicken when defeated? Yeah, we’re not kidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof and a taste for bacon. Will you challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself? Or will you team up with your fellow players to take down this porky tyrant once and for all?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame Rossy. LMAO!

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