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BeirutBoomCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	446971	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

cream, Gel, gender affirming care, Gender Identity, health disparities, hormone administration, hormone levels, hormone replacement therapy, hormone side effects, hormone therapy, hormone treatment, Injection, LGBTQ, madness, Medical research, Men, menstrual cycle, menstruation, TESTOSTERONE, Trans, trans men, Transgender, transgender health

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	170	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	5500	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

51.81.62.131, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, io, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DockCraftStrike

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Crops Grown:	4518
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

#youtube, alcohol, alcoholic Aussie, Australian streamer, Brood War, Casio Mario World, Crafty, CREW, game + hard, Gaming, kaizo, Live Stream, Minecraft, multistreams, Nambona, Nambona420, Nambona890, online personality, Server, shittalk, twitch, twitch streamer, Yakuza Games, YouTube content creator

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

aew, Entertainment, Gaytch, gorillion, Impressive.., mastermind, Minecraft, multi year extension, Netflix streaming, Network, non-exclusivity deal, PEACOCK, phaseout, PPVs, Profitability, Revenue, shock, Silence, smp, third hour, Truth, Victory, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

A-type students, backyard, big house, college-aged girls, Community, competitive swimmers, Friendly, Gate, key, Minecraft, Neighborhood, parents, playboy mansion, Pool, practice swimming, retired, Routine, semi-rural area, Server, South, teacher friend, teenage neighbors, TeenPoolParty, Tinder

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!