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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8298 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.
So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!